My pinky fingers are on crack

Back when I was doing gymnastics, I could do a right, left, and middle split. I mean, I thought that was pretty cool. I'm still flexible in most ways, but I can't do much more splitting. The vajayjay usually yells at me if I try.

I look at people who can do these wicked cool things like, lift weights with their tongue, or hoola-hoop for 24 hours, or walk on their hands for hours on end (cough Beau Beau cough). And then I get green with envy.

But then I realize I do have something kind of interesting that I can do (or perhaps obtained from genetics?) Yesterday I sat down at the gym about to do some sit-ups. I noticed a middle age woman staring at my hands as I sat there stretching my legs. I looked down at my hands at what I was doing.

I was doing my weird pinky finger thing I do when I'm chillaxin. I do it without thinking. That bish was totally judging me. What lady, do your pinky fingers move at the speed of light like mine do? Didn't think so.

I videoed for you all. With Music.

Hand Dance from Erica Marie on Vimeo.

Do you have any cool things you can do? Remember that time I videoed my freakishly long tongue licking my nose and elbow? Oh Yea....