Sexy Sixxy!

Do you ever just look at someone and think, wow, what the F would I do without this person?

(photo by ShayBayBay!!)

That's how I feel about Mr Kurty Bear!

Yesterday we celebrated our 6 year anniversary

SIX FREAKING YEARS!

It was perfect.

We both took the day off of work, went out to breakfast together

It was an amazing relaxing day, which ended in Kurt cooking me my favorite meal :-)

Ya YOU KNOW! Lobster. In January. I wore a bikini to add to the effect

This past weekend, we had a little weekend get away for the special occasion

And went skiing at Sunday River in Maine

It was 6 degrees and sunny during the day

With below zero temperatures creepin' on us at night
So I didn't take too many pics, otherwise my little fingies would have frozen like a mofo

However, we had the BEST BEST BEST time!!

So to my Kurty Bear,

these past 6 years have been truly perfect.

I know some days I can be a bitch, and of course you can be a pain in the ass,

but at the end of the day, I look forward to nothing more but running home to you,

and jumping in your arms for a romantic hug and kiss, while you squeeze my bum.

Happy 6 to my love!! 

I'm 5 years old and made Play-Doh {Saw it, Pinned it, Did it!}

Did you know I have the mind of a 5 year old?

I love to color, play with markers, go into toy stores, make up stories with my stuffed animals

I also still watch Disney Channel

Did you know there is a show called "A Dog with a Blog"?

So when I saw on pinterest the directions to make Galaxy Play-Doh, life was made.

This week for Saw it, Pinned it, Did it, I put on my 90's Osh Kosh Overalls
and Jelly Shoes and got to work

Here's the original pin!

Here's what you need in order to make it look like a stripper waltzed through your place:

2 cups of flour

2 cups of water, with black and blue food coloring

1 Tbsp. of cooking oil

1 Tbsp of cream of tartar

1 cup of salt

Glitta Glitta Glitta

Mariah Carey's movie Glitter playing in background (optional)

Mix liquid ingredients in a large pan. I used a larger size bottle of black food coloring and a smaller bottle of blue. Mine came out a little more on the green side, so I would recommend using less blue. Begin to heat liquids on low.

In a separate bowl mix dry ingredients. Add to the liquids heating up in the pan. Keep stirring until the dough gathers and thickens. I had to add about a 1/4 more cup of flour in mine, as it was a bit soft. 

Cook until it gets shiny like your booty.  Once it gets to looking like Play-Doh (you'll know!!) take it out of the pan and let it cool on a cutting board for about 15 minutes. Then, roll your Play-Doh and your body around in glitter and Voila!!

 Here's my version!

Sorry for the picture quality

Glitter isn't the bet thing to photograph for a newb like mah-self!

Creepy skeleton face optional too
And yeah looks like absolute shit compared to the original but HEY ITS PLAY-DOH!

So why did a 24 year old make Play-Doh?

I really don't have an answer for you other than it was downright cool

Pretty cool to be like yeah take that HASBRO, I'm talented...sort of

Link up with Steph and Katie for Saw it Pinned it Did it!

 

Lets talk about my ass. I mean, yours....

Girls....

I have to share life changing news

The other day I was totally checking out some girl in the gym. She literally had one of the nicest booty's I have ever seen. I went up and squeezed it and then we had a pillow fight.

No but really, I wanted to ask her how the heck she got it because y'all, it was perfect! So that night, I scoured pinterest for a booty workout. Then I realized I had pinned something months ago, but just never referred to; you know, something all of us do on pinterest.

DROOL!!

The reason I'm sharing this with you is because I honestly hurt from it from Friday afternoon until last night. I think everyone should try it! Every muscle in my ass was aching, but it was a good ache. It was a "oh hell yeah that was a good workout" kind of feeling.

Rather than listing out the entire workout, I thought I would just link you guys to it. It contains 22 exercises for a perfect butt, but some of them include stuff like running/ballet/jumping on a trampoline. I just stuck to the actual workouts and holy moly...you won't be disappointed. I'm going to do this 2 or 3 times a week I think. Check it out heeeree!

Do you guys have any booty workouts?

Do Tell!

Happy HumpDay!

Temper tantrums are not sexy, but balls are {The Facts of Me!}

You know those blogs you stalk daily and find yourself killing yourself laughing to? 

Well, Whitney at "I Wore Yoga Pants" is totally one one of those blogs. 

And I am SO excited to be linking up with her today for The Facts of Me!

Are we ready?

Here are 5 random facts of me!

Numba 1!

I can not only touch my tongue to my nose, but to my elbow 

(which is supposed to be impossible...psych!) 

I actually videod this once. 

For my blog. 

To the tune of "Whats Yo Fantasy" by Ludacris because of the "I wanna li li lick you...." part

Oh, what we do for blogging.

Numba 2!

Some may already know this but,

I am 24 years old and still have full blown temper tantrums

They've taken place in grocery stores because Kurt took fo-eva to pick the perfect microwavable bacon

In Target over pushing a shopping cart

In the car, and I've even kicked the dashboard #BRAT

I just can't control my emotions sometimes, ya know?

And the worst is when you run into your car all cranky amidst a tantrum

And your boyfriend doesn't come chasing after you

Temper tantrum times a zillion!!

Numba 3!

If a job interviewer told me to rap to Twista, Lil Wayne or Busta Rhymes

I'd be a shoe-in

I know this isn't something necessarily to be proud of, but I've perfected my 'fast rap'

And am just about there with the song above...haha

This all started back in middle school when I first heard the song "No Diggity" 

Daaaamnnn that was my jam! Constantly rapped that; not out loud of course

But from then on, I just became obsessed with rap music, and learning to spit my flow

 I mean, I guess that's an interesting fact? Is that wicked lame?

Numba 4! 

I can crack just about everything in my body. You name it!

Neck, back, fingers, ankle, knees, elbow...

I've also never met a person who doesn't laugh and get awkward when I crack my knees

Gymnastics people!!! Mind out of the gutters....

What can you crack?

Numba 5!

I'm an avid golfer!

I have been golfing since I was about 10 years old

And was even captain of my high school golf team

We had collared shirts! And Jackets! Cool Club :-)

Many think it's a boring sport, but it's so rewarding in the end,

to know that you made a tiny ball go into a hole....

oh there are so many dirty, naughty golf jokes I have up my sleeve!

After 18 holes, I can barely walk. Da Dum Dum!

I hope you learned something interesting about yours truly!!

Link up with Whitney!

Happy Tuesday!

Naked Bieber and a special day for Shay

Can we first get a HEELLLLL YEAAAH for it just about being Friday?

That means it's almost a long weekend.

Holy amazing

Okay so I was about to tell you guys a story when I burst out laughing looking up at my Safari search bar from my most recent search from last night. Okay I'll let you see.

If you can't read that, it says

"Justin Beiber naked pics leaked"

I mean, that was totally Kurt that was looking that up I swear

I actually forgot I was looking that up

It stemmed from someones Facebook post that showed they looked at a naked Beeba article

You know those people? Who click on porn links that are actually viruses

But then you have to laugh when they obviously clicked them and we can all see that they did?

Yeah it was that, and I said to myself

"hmm, I mean I am curious what he looks like naked"

SUE ME! 

I never really found them, and from what I did find, 

let's just say....he can't be that big

ONTO MORE IMPORTANT NEWS!!

Today is ShayBayBay's special day because...

It's her BIRTHDAY!!

I can't even begin to express how happy I am to know such a booootyful person both inside and out

To Shalyn, aka Shay, aka ShayBayBay..

Happy Birthday!!

I so wish we could be riding a bull together in Texas tonight to celebrate

Soon my love!!

You should also pop over to my love Sabrina's page
as she put together something utterly AMAZING for Shay!!

Hope today is the most amazing day ever!!

Wedding Jibber Jabber

Remember that time I've almost dated my boyfriend for 20 years? Actually almost 6, but it feels like a 20! I mean, we know what makes each other happy, I know how to push his buttons, I know his favorite foods, I help him pick out outfits, I know his crap schedule. TMI? Maybe....

Lately I've been bit by the wedding bug. I find myself straying to the Pinterest wedding pics more often than not to see what's out there as far as style and theme, but to be honest, I'm never sure when I'm ready to get married. SHOCKER!!

I'm almost halfway to 50, and I just feel like there are many more things in life I want to do before Kurt and I start arguing over whether we want a wrap-around porch, a built in pool, or an entire house controlled by a remote control. Wait....we already have that last one. Did you know our apartment lights are controlled by one single clicker? #NerdVilleUSA.

I'm not saying we won't be able to do fun stuff when we get married, because seriously, have you seen this couple? Inspir-freakin-ational! I strive to be like them, for real. But you guys, this bibble babble is all stemming from this diagram I saw yesterday at work of a cost of a wedding and post-wedding. I threw myself into our office paper shredder after seeing that. How do people do it?

Enough of my sappy blabbering, but seriously, I need some advice! Until then, I notice myself pinning the same type of wedding dresses. What do y'all think of these?

For some reason I'm completely drawn to the open back look

I think it's elegant mixed with beauty...too slutty?

And let's be serious...any wedding dress that doesn't allow me to Dougie simply won't do

Happy Tuesday!

True Life: I'm dating a techy and I feel old

Last night I was sitting there listening to Kurt grunt and groan and make ugly faces while he drives an ATV around a beach shooting islanders in this new video game he is addicted to.

 Let's not get excited, I know our apartment is clean and beautiful enough for HGTV

I mean, I was sitting there in a sexy ensemble equipped with fishnet tights, high heels, and my makeup done all sex-pot, and all he is paying attention to is this game. Wait. I just got up and shook my booty for him. All he said was hubba hubba....then leaned forward as an intense part of the video game was occurring.

Okay I really didn't just do any of that, but I have before.

I also was able to get these pics because I lied and told Kurt I was playing with my camera

Anyway, I'm in a random mood so I thought I would tell you some random thoughts.

My friend Ryan sent me an article about foods we will never eat again.

Remember 3D Doritos?

Fabulous. I used to stuff like 10 in my mouth at once

Then after that I would stuff 10 3D Doritos in my mouth

And Surge Soda?

170 calories FOR REAL??

Sometimes I think living in the 2000's is not as fun as living in the 1990's was.

I mean yeah, I might not be here talking to all of you, but I really 

wish I was still drinking Surge and popping 3D Doritos in my mouth like they're nothing.

I went on a nostalgic journey last night and then cried myself to sleep.

Then I saw this

And this

Do you remember when Facebook looked like this? HOLY CRAP YES.....

Okay I've done enough ranting.

But one more thing....

1990 was 23 years ago.

Me circa 1990

Happy Hump Day everyone!

Go do something 80's or 90's today :-)