Summa summa summa time!

I feel so behind on blogs from the weekend! I didn't read or post all weekend...yiiikes I am behind! I need to get on that because I love reading all your snazzy posts!


I have to upload my camera pics onto my computer and then I will share with ya'll my weekend! But in the meantime...summer is literally HERE! Like, I wore shorts this weekend...and got a little color!

I sometimes forget that having a big girl job requires me to be working over the summer, which makes me not  have a summer vacation anymore. Le sigh. A few summer favs...

Summer, I am SO happy to see you!!

Kurt threw stuff at me and I have video evidence

The other night it was hot as hell in Kurt and I's apartment. We were gearing up to go to bed after a fun filled night of the Glee finale and playing Chutes and Ladders...woo?

I quickly hopped into bed and got under the covers so I didn't have to be the one to turn off the lights. (it's a common thing we annoy each other about, which sometimes ends in Kurt carrying me out of bed and forcing my hand to hit the light switch so I am the one to physically do it..fun times!)

Kurt then shared that it was 68 degrees out...at 11:30 PM. HOT MAMACITAAA. So he wanted to put the AC into our window because he knew I would wake up complaining of heat stroke or something similar.

I am a stubborn baby and didn't want to help put the AC in because I was already in bed (plus it's heavy as shit!) I knew he was annoyed so I annoyed him even further by videoing him...and then this happened.

Sorry for the video being sideways...and sorry for swearing...and sorry for my voice sounding squeeeeeky



Aren't we just so loving? And for the record, this was clean laundry!

Happy HumpDay!

Fight with my curling iron..I need help!

I haven't curled my hair in years. I have naturally wavy hair, but have been wanting to create some loose curls with an iron. So I went and I bought one!

I heated it up, wrapped my hair around the iron, and NOOOOOPE! No curl...it looked like a floppy, crinkly, blah-ness. I bought this iron:

It's a Babyliss Pro Titanium.

I've literally watched more than 10 youtube video's on curling your hair and I just can't do it! So I am asking my blogging lovers. I need to learn how. I'm a 22 year old girly girl who doesn't know how and can't do it!

Or does my hair just not curl!? HELP!

Also, last night Kurt and I were playing golf on Playstation.The game lets you create your own player. Well last week I noticed my golfer, which I made to look like me, had very broad shoulders. So I went in and edited her yesterday but somehow my legs exploded and my arms shrunk. So now I have big legs and puny arms.

Sorry it's blurry, but can you SEE!? At least I look kinda cute in my houndstooth!

Happy Tuesday! :)

I got scammed in a craft store

Dear random person from Glendale, California,

Why did you try to steal $483.00 of mine when all I did was use my debit card at a Michaels Craft Store to buy supplies to make my creepy bunny cake pops?

I was not happy a camper Sunday morning when trying to purchase my egg sandwich on ciabetta bread at Panera and my card read DECLINED. My mind started to race with thoughts of "oh shit someone stole all my money..I'm broke...I'm poor..my identity is GONE," and "omg whose using my money for prositution and booze and drugs and cars?"

But upon visiting my trusty bank, the account was frozen immediatly after you tried to withdraw it because it was SUSPICIOUS! Yes, my friend in California, taking $483.00 randomally at 3 AM from a seedy ATM machine is suspicious.

So I'm sorry you didn't get to have your fun tooling around with my hard earned cash. Get a job. Stop scamming innocent people who are just trying to buy pink heart sprinkles and lolipop sticks.

As Lil Wayne once said, "The money is the motive." 

Love,
Erica, "scared to use her debit card"

That's right folks. I got scammed! I was actually kind of expecting it. Around Easter time, I made several trips to Michaels Craft Stores down where I live and up where I work.

A few weeks after Easter, I started hearing on the news that Michaels had been scammed by people breaking into their credit/debit card system, taking people's pin numbers and account numbers. So it happened to poor lil old me! Luckily no mooolah was taken because my bank froze that shiz before anyone could hold on to my crisp $20 bills.

Happy Monday!

Do you guys want to hear me rap?

Please enjoy me spit some game.

I'm embarressed. No really, I am. Or possibly more embarrassed the phrase "menstrual bleed" made it onto this blog. I had wanted to make a vlog last night but had no such luck, so this was the next best thing.

This iPhone application, Talking Ben, changes your voice to sound like a bored old dog. Did I mention if you talk normal, he makes it sound 10x slower? Yeah...so you can imagine I was spitten these lyrics HARD and FAST!

Happy Friday everyone! :)

Would you let your significant other pick out your clothes?

Today on Yahoo! I saw a feature on how a woman let her boyfriend pick our her clothes for a week. He did okay some days, but other days not so much...like the day he told his girlfriend that pigtail braids went with the outfit he chose...which happened to be shorts and a plaid shirt. Country girl?

I trust Kurt, but not sure if I trust him enough to pick out my clothes...even though he does dress himself really good.

I like getting his opinion if I ever drag him clothes shopping (which is pretty rare), but sometimes he just doesn't get it!

Me- Kurt, do you think I'd look hot in a romper?
Kurt- why are the shorts part so baggy looking?
Me- That's the look! It's casual and beachy...I could wear it in Florida
Kurt- it's hideous

Or when I bought my slut shirt.

Me- What do you think!
Kurt- is that all you're wearing?
Me- well yeah, it's one of those shirts that's supposed to show your stomach a little
Kurt- I don't think you're right...it looks like it needs something under it or something
Me- well if I pull it down, you get more boobage
Kurt- I don't understand this shirt

Yeah okay Kurt

Then there was that one time I gave him a test and asked him to pick out clothes he thought I'd like to bring to Vegas. The fact that he chose navy blue shorts and a black shirt as one outfit, paired with pink/white sneakers made me want to shove him in a room filled with fashionista's for a day's worth of "there are only certain instances blue goes with black" classes.

He did pick one kinda cute outfit I wore in Vegas. Whaddya think?

I want to do a little test...have him pick out an outfit for me for a day or two and see how he does. Then I will let all of you lovelies know via blogger!

So would you let your lover pick out your clothes or do you think you have better fashion sense than them!?

Facebook status

Do you ever wonder why people put certain things as their Facebook status??

What do they want us to say/comment? Sometimes I think people make their status' what they are just so people will like or comment. Okay okay, I've done it. We've all done it.

But there are some I just don't understand the point. Let me show you some of the status’ that I have come across today.

I really can't believe how early I am to work.

So what? Do you want a medal?

Am i mistaken or is it May 18? where the fuck is the sun? this is bullshit.

Get over it! we live in New England…the weather 

changes as much as you change your underwear

i guess im not sleeping tonight damn it

status’ like this scream:

GIVE ME ATTENTION. I WANT TO BE ASKED WHY I AM NOT SLEEPING

Like this status if you want me to give you 3 things I like about you

I literally laughed at this because the person was very blunt about some people. 

She told one girl she was "dramatic, sloppy, and a lush." That obviously caused 

some good old Facebook drama.

Oh woops. How'd that get in there? Whose amazing status is that? Look at all those LIKES! And the comments! I feel so popular. And loved. And AMAZING! Everyone, I'm totally kidding. Relax..I know I am not that cool.

Let's ignore the fact that my one comment is from my mother. And I blurred out some people's names so you stalkers won't stalk. Just kidding. I don't know how this privacy shizz works but I figured my mom won't really care.

So what stupid comments have you come across?

That time I bought a cheeky bikini

I look at bathing suits all year round.

It’s an unwritten rule of mine that I need to buy at least one bathing suit a year because I like to keep up with the styles, ya dig? No, I really just have a huge fascination with bathing suits!

I have two go-to places when I’m looking: Juicy Couture and Victoria’s Secret. But Juicy, why do your bathing suits have to be $85 PER PIECE?! I remember back in the day when an entire bathing suit would cost $25. None of this $25 PER PIECE shit!

Last week I was on Victoria’s Secret website searching for a lil somethin’ somethin’. I was looking at the clearance swim section just to see what was on there and came across a really adorable $5 bikini top with pink polka dots that I promptly added to my shopping cart. I was looking into buying a different color top and bottom because apparently that is IN.

THIS TOP...but pink polka dots!

On the side of the screen, it showed a few different bottoms that people bought to go with that top. I saw one that was cute and plain black. It was cheeky…and I mean cheeky. Take a looksie!

Holy cheeks, eh?!? Well these cheeks were cheekin’ out last night when my bathing suit came in the mail. Yup, I bought it. The cheeky bottom and pink top. I like the way it looks but at the same time, I’m dreading the fact that I have to keep up my booty workouts to keep it lookin’ fresh to death. 

There's nothing more unappealing than a saggy beach bum and trust me..I've been a victim. Especially after being in the water all day. And we won't even mention when a wave hits and you fall, giving you a saggy sand butt. This cheeky bottom sits perfectly on my badonk-a-donk with no sag or droop!

 

Yeah we can ignore my face and "trying to be sexy" pose and just focus on the fact that I love this Victoria's Secret bathing suit okay?

Have you guys ever went cheeky?!

Puppies and Bad Dates

This weekend I stole a puppy!

Well I didnt actually steal her, but I wanted to. We ventured down to New Jersey to visit Kurt's family and to see their new German Shepherd puppy! She was freakin' adorable. They already have a full sized 4 year old German Shepherd, so when she grows up, hell will break loose in that household.


her ears haven't gone up yet! so cute!

Other than that, I am guest posting today at Michelle's blog, A little bit of this & that, where I share a horror story with you! So gather round the fire as I share. Actually it's a bad date story but it's pretty HORRIFIC! So check out her awesome blog and link up to dating her series, Not Another Bad Date!





Enjoy peeps, and have a Happy Happy Monday!!

Weird dancing man taking you into the weekend..

Happy Friday ya'll!

I saw this video on Facebook last night and just needed to share with you all. I don't know about you guys, but if this song comes on in a bar/club, I love it...and I shake my groooove thang. But I don't wear shiny hot-shorts or swim goggles or a swim cap. But I did watch this ENTIRE video just in awe of some people!

Kurt and I are making the loooong 4 hour ride tonight down to his house in Jersey for the weekend to see the fam and his new German Shepherd puppy! I have a weakness for puppies. I just want to snuggle them love them and cuddle them all day and never let go!


Have a fantabulous weekend!

Look at me now...I'm gettin paper

I wish I was gettin' more paper, cashin' dem checks yo in da bank! There's my sad attempt at sounding like a rapper.

There's a song out by Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, and Chris Brown that I've loved ever since I heard it for the first time back in February. It's called Look At Me Now, and it's so ILL! I'm close to mastering all the lyrics, however I can't get through Busta Rhymes part...it's too damn fast!

I wanted to show you lovely readers this amazing video I came across of this couple who does a cover of the song. Holy crap it is amazing. Feast your eyes.



She just makes it look so easy. Oh and thanks to Shalyn from The Nelson Diaries, I can no longer hear this song without thinking of her and her husband performing this song...seriously click her link it's hilarious!

Is there a fast song that you know ALL the lyrics to?

My weekend in photos aka my sister graduated!

So my sister Lauren graduated this weekend!

Woohoo!! So for my college graduation, my parents surprised me with a trip to Las Vegas for me and my boyfriend. They were wondering what they were going to do for Lauren. Lauren had been talking about wanting a nice new camera, or a skydiving trip, or something but my parents weren't too keen about her jumping out of a plane! We secretly talked to her boyfriend about it and he said that they'd love Vegas..so Vegas it was...copy cat!!



this is when she found out!

They're staying at the Mandalay Bay and needless to say, I am freakin' jealous!!

The weather for her graduation was beautiful! But the forecast said T-storms and hail in the afternoon. So during the ceremony, we started hearing thunder and then came the freakin' downpour!

Besides that, it was an excellent weekend and I'm so proud of my sissy!

So yay Happy Graduation! Now I'll just sit and be jealous for her Vegas trip in June...wahh!

Hope you all had a great weekend as well!

Sissy is graduating!

Tomorrow my baby sister, Lauren, graduates from college!

It's so weird to think of her graduating already! Even though we are only 16 months apart, she's still my "little sis!" We're pretty alike, minus the fact that she is blonde and blue eyed, and can handle waaay more drinks than I can. She'll be graduating with an elementary education degree. Not sure how she can handle 3rd grade brats, but props to her!

Lau with her boyfriend and one of her roommates!

So yeah. My weekend will be spent up in the boonies of New Hampshire with the entire fam plus Kurt. We're going out to dinner somewhere tonight and then Lauren is ditching us to have one last drunken fiesta with her people. I am uber excited to be in a hotel room with my parents as my mom cries all night. But I can't blame her!

So congrats to my sister! Woohoo!

There's me and the fam last year at my graduation YAY! And holy crap it's really been a year since I graduated?! I am freakin' getting old.

love you all!