How to make brushing your teeth sexy

Last night I went to take a picture with my phone and saw that I had 2,050 photos/videos on my phone.

WHAT THE WHAT? Relax with the camera Erica.

Then I looked through my videos and came across this one where I honestly questioned my purpose in life. I can't remember why I did this in the first place, or if I ever blogged this.  However its currently late at night, I'm watching some special about the Osama Bin Laden raid, Kurt has his hands down his pants "just holding himself" and my brain is fried.

There may be a sexual innuendo

Happy Tuesday lovahs

Friday's Letters: An assortment of shiz!

After a long week of doing the damn thing, it's finally Friday! What are your plans? Tonight I'm being my alter-ego, Esmerelda. Being Esmerelda means putting in my hair extensions, wearing something chic, and asking Kurt to take me out on a hot date.

Before...and...AFTER

Let's get down to bidd-ness! Friday's letters with my homegirl Ashley are a little random today!

Dear Kurt: I am about to blow a gasket and can no longer stare at you playing Mind Craft on your computer. If you didn't just buy that laptop, it'd be down the shitter.

Dear this dress from the Mad Men line at banana: Get in my closet!

Dear Hunger Games: I cannot WAIT to see you!

Dear Rihanna. I've listened to this song on repeat for the past week and it pumps me up every single time!

Dear life: Sometimes I want to up and move to a new city. A new state. A new country. Just for a change. I wish I had the guts to do that, and hope that one day I do! Even if it's just for a year!

Dear real life friends and blog friends: I can't express how much I LOVE all of y'all!!! :-)

A video for you!

Last night I did Zumba...came home...Kurty Boo cooked us egg sandwiches...we watched SMASH...and then I was like oh phooooey I wanted to post a blog for Tuesday! Sometimes life gets in the way and that's okay! :-)

So I'm gracing you with this video I have on my phone that I did for Shay Bay Bay on her Facebook. And now I'm sharing with all of y'all here. I like ta dance! And sorry it cuts off....had to cut it short because it was too long!

Friday's Letters :-)

I've been a longtime lover of my friend Ashley's Friday's Letters series but have never really posted on a Friday so today I decided "I'm doin' this every Friday!" :-)

Dear Kurt: Thank you for putting up with my slight temper tantrum in Michael's Craft store last night because I couldn't figure out how to make an earring holder I saw on friggen Pinterest.

Dear friends: I'm excited to get buck wild this weekend for St. Patrick's Day in Boston!

Dear Rick Ross (because I KNOW you are reading my blog): I've been doing all sorts of gangster rap hand movements and dances  to this song recently.

Dear fingernails: After I spent almost an hour painting the best manicure I've done to date, why did one little fingernail have to smudge?

Dear booty: I've been doing some booty workouts and noticing a difference.Time to do as Tyra says and booty tooch!

Dear life: I'm loving you a whole lot lately. Thank you :-)

Why yes, I do have real life friends!

So I have these 2 girl friends. And pretty much I hear on the daily that "you never talk about us on your blog! wah wah wah!" Whether they admit it or not, they totally stalk my blog. And love it. ;-)

So today I figured why not? I mean I did post about our raunchy, filthy emails we have daily.

Anyway, these girls and I go BACK to diapers. Okay maybe pull-ups. Preschool. See?

Aaaannnd now!

They're the true meaning of friendship! And not quite sure how I could go through with this crazy thing called life without them!  There are so many things I love about them. And the fact that we can outright say to each other 'stop being a whore-bag' just makes the relationship that much more wholesome! :-)

We are always there for eachother and even put up with eachothers quirks. Like my friend Liz who could pop a tent and sleep in Forever 21 for life. Aka when we go in there with her, we are there for hours.

Or my friend Cristina...who needs to park her car 100000 feet away from any stationary or moving object so no one touches her car.

And then there's me! They put up with my paranoia that someone is always mad at me. My inability to consume more than 2 drinks while out. My bathroom dancing...

I just love their little selves to PIEECS! :-) Because I mean really....who wouldn't want texts like this?

New Stuff :-)

So when I saw that my friend Ashley posted 11 random facts about herself, I thought it was a really awesome idea! So for the newbies and oldies around here, here are 11 random facts about yours truly that you may or may not know! :-)

1) I have never, and still don't put milk in my cereal! I eat it dry, AND with a spoon! Crunch Crunch!

2) I have my boaters license

3) I've had a full blown temper tantrum in the grocery store and in Target

4) I have been playing golf for about 12 years

5) Cotton candy is my favorite smell and flavor

6) I still use my fingers to count things

7) My tongue can touch my nose, chin, cheek, and elbow!

8) I've never smoked or tried drugs

9) I've played the flute and piccolo since 4th grade and can play this

10) I don't have a single cavity. Clean teeth ya dig!?

11)  I'm so bad at math I once got a 19 on a test

Tell me something I may or may not know about you! :-) Happy Monday friends!

I got 99 problems but a B ain't one!

Is there a song you know every single word to? And I mean every single word. Even the little grunts here and there that Lil Wayne and Rick Ross make in some of their songs.

Or the "AYY" that T-Pain makes in some of his songs.

Regardless, the point of this post is that there is no point. And that's why I like blogging. I can write about anything! Like how the other morning on my way to work I rapped every single lyric to 99 Problems but a Bitch ain't one by Jay-Z.

Which leads me to my question! Are there any songs you know every single word to and are not ashamed to admit it?

Here are some of mine!

No Ceilings Lil Wayne

Overnight Celebrity by Twista

Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffet

Happy Thursday :-)

HOT MOM

I'm hanging with a hot mom today ;-)

Am I right or am I right!!?? ;-)

Anyway yes, I am over at Miss Raven's blog today talking about my cruise ship vacation! Ch Ch Check it out!

Playing Baby

Today I felt like sharing something with you all!

It may just change your opinion about me and my life. But frankly I’d like to read back about this little ditty in a few years so I can reevaluate my life and laugh at myself.

Sometimes I “play baby.” And yes I am 24 years old. “Playing baby” refers to me asking Kurt to pick me up like a groom would pick up his bride to go to the honeymoon. You know, like this.

Only when he picks me up like that, sometimes I like to say GOO GOO GA GA and be like a baby. Just for jokes and basically to weird-out Kurt. Don’t worry; I don’t have some weird baby fetish…relax people!

“Playing baby” really freaks him out to the point where he just stops, puts me down and stares at me.

Then there was Tuesday night when I was snuggled in a fleece blanket on the couch watching Real Housewives of OC. I wanted to hug Kurt so I went over to him, blanket and all, to lie on his lap. 

Then I got in a cradling position on his lap and he thought it was cute that I was being snuggly.

Then I pretended to suck on his nipple like I was breastfeeding.

Then he said stop playing baby.

THE END.