Wordless Wednesday--Beaches

I've been feeling kind of down in the dumps lately

Nothing a little long weekend can fix, am I right?!

One of Kurt and I's favorite things to do is drive down to the beach 

To gawk over the million dollar homes and play "What If"

To catch sunsets

Take pictures  

Run to touch the water and scream because it's flipping freezing (maybe that's just me)
Roll around naked in the sand
kidding.... :-)

The other night we did just that!
Not the naked part...but everything else!

And it always makes me happy
Just like this song....because I know summer is on the horizon

These last two are not from this specific time

But were taken by a gorgeous lil Texan---Shalyn! :-)

However it just remind me though how much I love that dang beach!

Do you have a happy place you like to go to?

Thigh Gaps and Lil Wayne and Oh me rapping

Happy Tuesday friends! I had a weird day yesterday. I woke up with a shooting pain in my chest and was scared to stand up in fear I would fall. Of course I looked into it way too much and thought all this bad stuff was happening...but luckily it was just heartburn I think, thank THE LORD.

So with a weird day comes a random post

Oh but first!! My friend Tyler who was in Afghanistan with the marines, he is home!

It's a good feeling knowing when people are home safe!

We celebrated and went to Foxwoods Casino!

My sister and I with Tyler!

Funny side-note: Kurt, who got very drunk, woke up the next morn not having to go to the bathroom

What does he do? He feels all around the bed, worried he pissed himself

My life.

Okay back to reality. As I was shoveling in THIS quesadilla last night (holy eff amazing)

I was reading a story about the "Inner Thigh Gap Trend"

The first thing I said was TREND?!

The thigh gap is when you stand with your feet together but have the space between your thigh

APPARENTLY---it's all the rage with teenagers 

And they are trying to achieve it with various workouts

It shocked me! I didn't know this was a "thing" to achieve, did you?!

And on a complete opposite side of the spectrum, Wayne announced his tour dates!

his little head nod the last second makes me tingly!

For the America's Most Wanted Tour

With TI and Future

CAN I GET A HAYYLLL YEA?

I thought this was appropriate for the occasion

A weezy rendition video from last year or so

I question myself sometimes

He'll be in the Boston area August 4th

I'll be there bumpin, grindin, and sippin sizzurp 

Omygosh y'all I just screamed in excitement!!!!

Everyone needs to see Lil Wayne live ONCE in their life

Do it! I will even go with you---you don't have to ask me twice!

A random Friday but I'm backin that ass up

Let's back it up right into this Friday, shall we?

It's been absolutely long-ass week and to say I'm excited it's the weekend would be a LIE. I don't have much for you today. Except that I'm currently sporting a sock-bun.

I just found pictures from an amazing weekend this past November. I blurred the faces of my friends because some of them are actually trying to be professional. And that could get ugly if someone saw this doggy rendition

The back story?

We planned to do this raunchy picture after throwing a few back...with our guys behind us

But last second, the guys look at each other and are like "ha ha ha let's switch"
So we each got a new boy.

Thus resulting in this...and Kurt and I's face? It's not an actual portrayal...or is it?

Moving right along...

Is that awkward of me?

Whatever I'm awkward 

Tomorrow night I'm going gambling/drinking/dancing at a casino nearby; Foxwoods! I'm not a big time gambler, though I do dabble in it!  I just hate seeing my money swept away faster than I can say Lil Wayne. Maybe I'll get lucky! We shall see.

Because I'm all amped up to go out tomorrow, It's time to link up with Whitney

This song makes me want to take my clothes off and shake it like I just don't care

No really though, it does.

Try NOT to get all dancey to this! :-)

The first time I heard this song I was at a red light about to turn into work. 

I was also 10 minutes late for work because I drove around extra in order to hear it!

Happy Weekend! 

Let's talk instagram--aka me being a Grade A Creep

Can we talk about Instagram for two minutes here?

This someecard killed me.

Actually you must read this post by lil miss Steph. Pure amazing truth!

Though she don't need no filta to look like a hottie!

Let's see...

I sometimes peruse the "Popular" images of instagram

You know, the ones where there's a picture of a 12 year old boy's pinky toe with 367,000 likes

I can't help but follow some of the popular instagram users

mainly because I look on with envy, laughter, love and curiosity

Let me show you some of my favorites...

They range from a variety of topics

Also, is this illegal of me to show these? 

Probably not I guess... it's out there for the world to see anyway

 

I found this girl one day at 3am when I couldn't sleep

And was up for about 40 minutes scanning her pics

She's a professional cheerleader with abs that make Channing Tatum look like a sloth

It brings me back to my cheer/gymnastics days but holy crap the pics are insane!

It also feels really creepy to physically type this all out and admit I'm a stalker

This dog is awesome

And talented

And way more photogenic than me!

And my favorite

SatireGram

Someone just physically writing what people post

We're all guilty though, right?

I mean what possesses some people to post things they post?

The world may never know....but we will keep doing it!

#HashtagImFancyEatingGourmetNachos

What are your favorite Instagrams to follow!?

Loving on Lil Wayne and Buffalo-Chicky

Hello friends!

Happy Tuesday!

I'm kind of still recovering from the weekend--legit EXHAUSTED!

My girlfriends and I had a such blast St Patrick's day weekend

 perusing the streets of Boston, from the afternoon to the wee hours of the AM

Oy-freaking-Vey

Anyway, a few things I'm loving lately..

Absolutely loving that Lil Wayne is okay

No joke, when I heard about him being read last rights, I cried

Thank the Lord he is not on life support--TMZ is a bit whacky

So as a sigh of relief, some vintage Wayne for your Tuesday....one of my fav oldies

This Quinoa Buffalo Chicken Salad from HERE
It was love at first bite---well, it will be.
I'm making this TONIGHT! And so should you!

This.

This entire look
I've got the dress, but I'm needing the hot pink blazer
Where can I get one? Help a sista out!!

Hope you all have an amazing day!
I'm going to go enjoy more snow, ya know...
because spring is in 2 days and all :-)

That time I bought my friend a horse head mask

My 2 bff's from forever and I have a very funny, silly relationship. I've blogged about it before.

We've been friends since pre-school (for real!!) and I just can't even describe our relationship.

So the other day when I saw a YouTube video of someone wearing a horse mask like this...

I just knew one of my friends needed one...but who?

My friend Cristina (middle in the picture) was the perfect candidate

She was just in Florida this past week, and just recently bought a house

so I figured it was the perfect welcome home gift to be at her doorstep

It arrived last night, and thank the LORD for Amazon not having a return label name

I LOST it.

My friend Liz and I were texting separately killing ourselves laughing

I then successfully played dumb

At this point I couldn't breathe, and she wouldn't put it on her head

Probably because she feared it was a rendition of The Godfather or something

So I sent her a screen shot of my Amazon recent orders

Minus the fact that this horse head

A) Has pube-like hair on its head

B) Has a "I'm getting pleasured" facial expression

C) Freaks the heck out of her cat

I think it's pretty effing awesome.

Imagine the possibilities of this horse mask head?

At the bank..gas station...at the club shaking that thang

Or...my wedding night?

Endless possibilities

And only $24

Happy Thursday!

Have you ever been drunk in the kitchen backin that ass up?

I wasn't going to blog today.

Why?

Well, for starters, my blogger has been a pain in my A the past week.

Just going around doing it's thing like it owns the place.

So alas, I woke up today and it worked!

Have you ever been drunk in the kitchen?

And I don't mean drunk just, sitting in your kitchen

I mean drunk while cooking

To produce mass destructions like this beast from hell

Ya.

Let's just say I face planted into that cake like a boss because I sure as heck wasn't serving THAT!

Anyway, the point of this is because last night I killed myself laughing watching this YouTuber
My friend sent me this link because he knows I love to cook/bake
So I had to share

This girl has a series called "My Drunk Kitchen"

And holy moly, she is hilarious

Butter Up!
And watch her! You will love it I promise

I'm also linking up with Whitney from I Wore Yoga Pants To Work

I wish I was wearing Yogas right now, but they're in the wash

I'm wearing Kurts sweatpants that produce a bulge that makes me look like I have a wee wee.

Her linkup is pretty amazing, Back That Azz Up Friday

Where you insert a jam of your choice at the end of your post!

LOVE IT!
Perfect way to begin the weekend!

While I may come across as sweet and innocent to some,

If there's one thing I hold, it's an inner gangsta

I mean, I've followed Lil Wayne to 3 of his concerts..

This is seriously one of my favorite songs
It' always on my workout playlist to get me amped up
You can't beat Ludacris!

Link Up!
Happy Weekend!

I'm not a playa I just crush a lot

And by crush, I mean on certain bloggers

Okay so let's see

When I started blogging, I had no idea one day it would become THIS

This world of amazing people

Inspiring

Hilarious

Relatable

If I listed out ALL my crushes, y'all would be here FOREVER!

I read so many blogs and love so many bloggers on here

You can see some of them in my Daily Reads section up thurr! ^

Okay but first I need to be biased, and well, my top favorite blog crushes have to be the lovely ladies that I've had the chance to meet, stay up till 4am talking with, dressing up as baby princesses, riding in cabs with sketchy men who want to orgy with us, and you know, that sort of stuff :-)

Shalyn, Steph, Sabrina, Katie, Jess

HOLY MOLY!

You girls are outright amazing. Each and every one of you

I can't even put it into words!! (without writing a flipping novel lol)

And my relationships with y'all make me so happy and make me come back here every day!

I still can't believe I've had this amazing chance to get to know you!

AH! Okay, now that I'm all sappy, let's get to some more fabulous people, shall we?

MAXOUT

I stumbled across this gorgeous gal just recently and let's just say,

I was totally THAT GIRL who went and read back months of posts #stalker

This girl is downright hilarious and just so down to Earth!

I mean, her vlog on her News Anchor hair had me rolling

Go check her out now!

Hungry Meets Healthy

My little Xtina!

Let's just say, I want to meet this girl like yesterday

I found Christina I think right around when I started blogging

And I was totally a lurker. Until one day I noticed her blogging about Lil Wayne

And it was love at first comment

I love her writing style, she's inspiring, and her collection of colored pants makes me ENVIOUS!!

Mish Lovin' Life

This girl is traveling the world with her boyfriend

And basically if I say anything else I will get more jealous

I want to do this!

Okay but in all honesty, she is insanely hilarious

And a lil hot tottie!

And blogged about pooping in the shower

for realsies!

Run With Me

This girl is the sweetest little muffin you'll ever see
She runs like the wind! As in, wakes up at the crack of dawn an runs 1000 miles--INSPIRING?
I've been dying to get my butt to Atlanta to meet her because basically,
I know we would be besties :-)
Oh and she has also the CUTEST accent known to man
GO. To her! Now!

And to ERIN!

Who is hosting this amazing link-up

THANK YOU!

She is one of my daily reads, and I'm embarrassed to say...

I stalked her for a good few months before commenting

She always either makes me smile, feel happy, inspired, 

and generally GOOD about myself and about life!

I can't wait to read everyone's crushes..and to find more amazing ladies.

Link up with Erin!