Unnecessary things I just need

Happy Friday folks!

Now is around the time I start panicking about what the fluff I'm going to get people for Christmas, and question what people really truly need. Like, does Kurt really need another gold pair of anal beads?

He's wearing them here

Annnnnyway...

I'm the type to get friends and family a serious gift and a funny useless gift just because.

I've been on the freakin' PROWL for gifts this year. Ever 

since I can remember I been bookmarking like a biiiiiiish.

No but really I've been bookmarking things for the past 6 months and as I look through them, I realize half of them are things that I want, and are extremely unnecessary and useless! But viva la life

Honestly have you seen these? Wine Sippy Cups for us sloppy gals

Nuff said :-)

Shower Squids. They hold your stuff! How neat is that?

I also have bookmarked these booty enhancing underwear. BEFORE YOU JUDGE, I saw Bethenny Frankel wear them, since they're in her skinny girl line, and they just make the booty pop! Now, I don't think I have a flat as a board ass, but when isn't a little extra cushion for the pushin okay? Would you get them?

Are there any unnecessary items on your Christmas list this year?

I realized I wrote an entire post about how I'm worried about what to get people

And I just listed off shit that I want.

Priorities people!

K, time for weekending

Get buck wild!

Turkey Day recap including one minor meltdown

Well talk about a week late and here I am with a BRIEF thanksgiving day update. Thanksgiving was an amazing day as usual, spent with great family and delicious food, and watching the Patriots kick some New York booty. I also made these friggen turkeys which ended up only coming out okay.

After I had a slight meltdown when I couldn't mold the balls into balls because marshmallows resemble that of another white sticky substance, and then come to find out I just had to spray a wee bit of cooking spray on my hands.

I give you, Thanksgiving at casa de Jordan!

VOILA!!

Is it a big tradition in your neck of the woods to go out the night before Thanksgiving? Around here at least, you go out to the bars and BAM---everyone that you went to high school with is bumping awkward elbows with you and you have to make awkward small talk. 

REGARDLESS. We had a blast per usual!

I heart my friends! 

Although somehow, we ended up meeting up with my sister and her friends (sissy above little blondie with me). Let me tell you my lil sissy was 3 sheets to the wind by the time we saw her. We knew it too, as she was swinging some old man's braid around while he was kicking it on the dance floor as the oldest dude there.

I kid you not. 

First things first

I am totally stealing this from one of my loves, X-Tina (aka Christina, aka fellow lil wayne lover from another motha) from Hungry Meets Healthy! I just thought it was a really cool idea!

1. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning. 
A normal person with horrible eye-sight, like myself, would put their contacts or glasses on first. However I will grab my phone and read email, Facebook, texts and Instagram with my phone half an inch from my eyes. Damn you 2012 technology world!

2. First thing you reach for when you open the fridge. 
Either grapes or water!

3. First things you do when you go to the gym. 
After I shield my eyes from everyone getting naked straight in the middle of the locker room instead of going into the one of hundreds of changing stalls, I get changed and head upstairs to get it right get it tight. Aka die on the treadmill.

4. First thing you do you when you get home from work.
Give Kurty Bear a hug and a kiss and then immediately change into comfy clothes!

5. First car. 
My first car was a 2004 Suburban! Well okay, it was my parents, but it was the first car I ever drove on my own—to school, out with friends, road trips, etc! My first car that I officially bought all on my own and pay for the bills was my current BMW X3—The Weezy Wagon; Black on Black on Black!

6. First car accident / traffic violation. 
I was on the way to pick up my friend Liz to go to the movies when a little Saab ran a red light and I smashed the Suburban into his passenger side door. I saw his head bobbing and freaked the F out! Luckily a cop was right by there and saw the whole thing. Not my fault yahoo!

7. First thing you wanted to be when you grew up. 
A Veterinarian. Until I found out I’d have to put animals to sleep. And stick things in weird places. Then that was a big fat HAYLLL NO.

8. First choice beverage. 
 Ginger Ale or Iced tea, cranberry vodka’s for alcohol choice :-)

9. First choice breakfast. 
Cereal! I am obsessed with cereal. Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Kashi Crunch. I also don’t eat it with milk which I know is really weird, so you can hear me crunching away.

10. First choice dessert. 
Funfetti cupcakes, cake, or cookies. I am in love with Funfetti. Think I can have a Funfetti wedding cake?

11. First song that comes to mind… 
I’m currently listening to The Wobble so that’s what comes to mind! It’s a total workout jam!

12. First major purchase.
My Car!! For sure. And it’s a monthly reminder of it when that little email comes once a month telling me my payment was taken out. Ouch.

13. First job: 
My first job was at a Dry Cleaner. I worked there for maybe 2 years, until I went to college! It was actually pretty fun! Especially when we’d find lots of interesting things inside pockets. Like business cards with woman’s lipstick marks, or needles, or Barbie shoes.

14. First time you flew on a plane. 
To Disney world when I was 3 or 4! I blame my parents on my traumatizing plane experience because they did not forewarn me of the ear-popping business. Ever since then, planes and me do not mix! However, since then, Disney and I go together like peanut butter and jelly!

So my question to you, when did you first lose your V-Card?

Totally kidding!

Happy Tuesday! Two more days until Turkey Day!

Boston--That time we online-creeped a Blue man and then met him

UGH! It pains me to write this last part of our big Boston blate because it just makes me miss these girls even more. It's been almost a month since they've been here, and I refuse to put away the tutu I wore from Halloween. It's still sitting there and it gives me a lil reminder of these fabulous people that stayed with us :-)

So Saturday, the last full day we had together, Kurt and I took them to Salem MA! YES! Hocus Pocus Place. The site of the Salem Witch Trials that you may have learned about in school. We had such a blast! I'll let the pics do the talkin!

So that night, we were ready to tear up Boston as little Honey Boo Boo's and with our trusty Blind Referees.

But before I go into that, I have to tell you guys what happened the night before! Kurt and I knew we wanted to take everyone to Blue Man Group while they were in Boston and HOLYY CRAP I am so glad we did. Not only did they love it, but little miss Sabby Fresh was called up on stage!! She was convinced Kurt and I planned it, but oh no...through the blue skin, the men picked her out of the crowd on their own!

In the photo above, see the one in between Sabrina and I? Well, after the show, we went out to dinner and hardcore stalked the Blue Men on Facebook to find them. We were truly curious as to what they looked like in real life! Aka, without the makeup and paint spewing from their mouth ;-)

Well, we found one, and wouldn't ya know, he agreed to meet us out at a bar on the night we celebrated Halloween! Now, I know you guys might think this is wicked sketchy (it is) BUT! Let's not forget how Shay Sabrina and I met...ONLINE! hahah so it shouldn't be a surprise that as bloggers, our creeping skills are phenomenal ;-)

AND! The Blue Man!! He is real. And he was so flipping' nice! Mr. Blue Man, thank you for venturing out to meet some drunkies and tell us what you guys REALLY put in your mouths on stage! You are AWESOME!

We did tequila shots (I sipped mine), danced to The Dougie and The Wobble, made our "kissy lip toddler and tiara faces" to everyone on the streets, dropped it low on stage, and ended the night with delicious greasy fries and waffles. All in all, a FANTABULOUS evening, and even better because we were all in tutus and ref costumes :-)

To my loves in Texas and Washington, this was the greatest weekend ever and I wish we could do it over and over again!! Kurt and I miss y'all so much and thank the Lord for this little thing called blogging or else I'd never have the chance to meet such amazing, inspiring people like you all!!

So, PLEASE come back soon! Until our next meet up which is going to be so so soon!! I LOVE YOU ALL!

And what would a post be without something completely random? Like this picture of Kurt I forgot I took the night of Halloween celebrations. In Sabrina's gold jacket. I think it loved it

Oh and this rowdy photo I had no idea DDHP snapped! hahah thanks Drew Drew

A peak into our after dark life

I kid I kid ;-)

Okay. Y'all can come back NOW please!!

Pahk Yo Cah in BAWSTON

Part 2 of our Boston showdown with ShayBayBay and Sabby fresh commences in 5...4...3...2...1...

The night Sabrina got here, we were up until about 5am. What were we doing besides gushing over the fact that we were finally all together again? Well for starters, Sabrina dove into her suitcase and pulled out two things acting really silly and suspicious. Then she whips these babies out.

If this was not THE perfect way to start our trip together, I don't know what the heck is!! Oh but then we did this

Skype sesh with miss mama raven HERSELF! We wished we could have grabbed her by the shoulders and dragged her through the screen! One huge blogfest in one sitting!!

After we finally forced ourselves to bed at like 4am, which was almost 24 hours since Sabrina had been awake, we woke up and began our full day together! Looking back at these pics makes me so happy to know such beautiful people like this bunch.

Kurt and I knew we HAD to show them the city of Boston. I mean, that's a given right? That's what we did Friday! Spent the day in beautiful Boston, and holy eff Mother Nature was not PMS'ing that day. It was the perfect day.

I'm pretty sure the people who saw us in Boston that day actin' a fool, they were either extremely jealous or extremely wishful they were having as much fun as we were! Can I talk about how perfect DDHP, Shay and Sabrina got the Boston accent down? Granted, most of the time they sounded British...but hey, the British did ride through this city sprinkling their sexy accents! ;-)

I honestly think in this case, pictures are worth a thousand words!! If you read my blog, you know how much I love these pretty ladies!

I have one more Boston post for you party people...and it involves stalking someone online and then meeting up with them. Creepy? I think not.

I'll leave you with basically my favorite pic of all 1500+ I took.

LOVE

Read Part 1 here!