Camel toes and heel condoms

I don't know about you guys, but I get sucked into infomercials and as seen on TV products like ya read about! Sometimes when I can't sleep, I'll go watch TV in search of something interesting and have to choose between weird late night shows (Cheaters! Have you SEEN that show?!) or infomercials about how you can buy 1 cool apple slicer and getting 5 free. Why does one need 6 cool apple slicers?

I won't lie and say I don't want to buy half the things I see on TV. I would find a reason for needing collapsible strainers or crazy hair products. But there are a few products I've seen both on TV and online that I am just in awe of...I kinda want to buy them to try them out.

Enter: The Heel Condom.

I saw a woman at work on Friday and literally had to comment on how much I liked her shoes that had a really pretty yellow bow on them. She told me it was a heel condom and I practically laughed in her face. But she gave me the site and I took a look. VERY INTERESTING! Have any of you checked these out? It's kinda like those changeable flip-flops!

Enter: The Cuchini

Do I need to explain this one?! hahaha Click Here for the site...Not saying I need this product (TMI?) But It makes me wonder who buys it...

Enter: You look SO STUPID airplane pillow

 

Every time I fly, I read the Sky Mall magazine they give you where you can buy cool things. I see this pillow ALL THE TIME and wonder if it really is comfy. I think I would feel so silly sleeping like this! I'm all about comfort, but what do you guys think? I wouldn't buy this for the sole reason that I can't sleep on airplanes! I need to be alert at all times to hear every single noise...#overreactive

Do any of you remember the episode of Sex and the City where Samantha buys fake nipples to stick on her so it looks like she is always hard to attract the guys? I always wonder about things like that...what happens when you take a guy home and he realizes you're totally faking it?

Enter: Shape Changing Bra

If you're out and a guy sees you with your bubbies poppin out of their sockets, what happens when you go home together and you have to take off this weird constricting thing?! Awkward City! I am unfortunately diagnosed with SBS (small boob syndrome) So I might like to try this..especially since it's wicked cheap compared to Victoria Secrets 90000$ bombshell bra!

Have you ever come across these inventions? What weird things have you seen and what would you recommend?! Happy HumpDay!

What have I been up to? Well, I danced at work

I have missed you pretties!

Let's start with the fact that I'm at my parents because we have no power at Kurt and I's apartment. We played Sorry! by candlelight last night and are somehow starting a competition that will end in December 31...whoever wins the most games wins. Yep...we got THAT bored!

Irene was okay to us minus the power. We watched some waves and got a nice salt water splashage all over my car in the process!!

But OH! I don't think I've filled y'all in on work! Let's put it this way. I spent 6 hours working on a huge spreadsheet that I had no idea what it was about #FAIL. But I'm learning, and so far it's really interesting stuff! I'm actually kind of sad it's only an 18 month position. I mean, it's not as interesting as sitting on my bum in ripped sweatpants watching reality, but it's good for now ;-)

Halfway through my third day, and on my 4th hour of spreadsheeting, I needed a little break. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands before taking a walk around the building. Inside the bathroom I decided to dance in front of this big mirror..and then film...to send to some people because I knew they'd appreciate it ;-)

GAH! Yeah it's a pretty silent video because I was scared. Also I was scared someone was going to walk in the door behind me haha!

Okay well I am so tired because I haven't gotten used to waking up early in the past 3 months of unemployment. #Deadbeat.

I will be back in full swing this week! Can't wait to catch up on everyone's blogs! Seriously..work takes away from blogging life and I am not a fan!

Chillin' with two blondies today!

Today, I am in two places. First, I am at this cute lil blonde girls blog, Mackey Madness!! Sharing three lil things!

And seeeecond, I am over at Michelle's blog, A little bit of this and that, giving you the inside scoop of my vaca while she is off seeing her lover Jason Aldean in Chicago!

Don't miss me too much. I will be at work. Yup this girl has almost finished her first week back as a working chick...eeeek!!

Check out this DELICIOUSNESS!!

While walking around Cedar Point, I saw this lady eating Doritos from a bag with a spoon. Literally, the bag was ripped open and she was scooping her spoon into the bag. I judged hardcore and thought "WOW...does she really need to get all the crumbs with a spoon?!" I'd put that bag to my mouth and guzzle.

I was so wrong. She was eating a "Walking Taco." Feast your eyes.

Excuse me..WHAT!? All your favorite taco fixins in a dorito/frito bag? Sign me up. Unfortunately Kurt and I had just had our fatty dinner for the night and were too stuffed to buy a walking taco. But I am intrigued..and I think I want to make them one night...but with a full size chip bag. #FAT.

I never even knew about this phenom!! Click Here for a lil recipe I found of one on the Picky Palate!!

Have you guys ever heard of this? Or tried it?

I got launched up a 400 foot hill and lived to tell!

I used to be a big fat baby when it came to riding roller coasters. Let's put it this way. I was 12 years old and had a full on temper tantrum outside of Rockin' Roller Coaster in Disney. People stared. My mom got pissed, dad got annoyed, and sister laughed.

But somehow my dad convinced me it was fun and had no loops (except it launches you 60 miles into a loop...thanks daddy-O!) but since then, I've become a HUGE roller coaster fanatic!

Enter...our Cedar Point vaca :-)

Cedar Point is roller coaster capital of the WORLD! Literally...it has 17 coasters...most of them breaking records for being one of the tallest or fastest in the world! Needless to say, I was pssyyychedd! :-D

I'm just going to show ya'll some pics from the weekend!

Kurt bought me a telephoto zoom lens for my camera for my birthday so I had a bit of fun with that as well zooming in on people in the park! There was this one ride called Top Thrill Dragster. It launched you 120 mph in 3 seconds up a 400 foot hill! AH. It was a BLAST! But we saw a couple park workers cleaning up some puke-age after a couple rides. Poor people! Anywho, it was fun to zoom in and capture the faces of some people on the launches :-D

Just makes me smile!!

Gotta love it when you see a little Boston in Ohio ;-)

We had SUCH a blast and needed many more days to do everything all over again! Seriously...if you like rides, especially coasters, go to Cedar Point!

Happy Tuesday!!

All your fav bloggers in ONE video

What do you get when you take a Sabrina, Ashley, Carissa, Raven, Shalyn (and her hubs/pups! haha), Stephanie, and myself, and put them all together to the tune of Katy Perry? Well, you get this AMAZING masterpiece!

If this isn't awesome, I don't know WHAT is! A month or so ago, Sabrina and Rissy contacted us and said Rissy came up with this FABULOUS idea of making a montage video of us singing. They said we would be making a rendition of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream and sending it off to her to be premiered at her next concert. Okay no so we wouldn't be doing that, but they thought it'd be fun to do a lil montage! And it was!!

I felt like a creepy weirdo filming myself lip singing and making sexual moves but hey, in the end, this turned out AHHHMAZING! Sabrina...you are the best person ever!

Happy Friday everyone!! :-D

Who says pole dancers aren't athletes!?

I tweeted this video a few weeks ago but had to share once more because I was doing some eavesdropping at the gym yesterday (who doesn't!)

A girl was lifting weights next to me and she was FIT! Oh my God. Ripped abs, perfect toned arms, slender legs...basically just an amazing body. She was with a guy who appeared to be training her...he was just as buff! I was creeping their conversation and she was saying she was nervous for her pole dancing competition  this weekend.

I watched her workout INTENSELY...and even stole a few of her moves..shhh! But it got me thinking. I grew up doing gymnastics and some cheerleading, where people would constantly say "that's not a sport," or "you just yell and scream and dress slutty...you're not athletic" WHOA PEOPLE...you try lifting your leg over your head without breaking your hoo-ha!

I'm not saying pole-dancing is a sport (is it??), but these girls are athletic! This video is ahhhh-mazing! And I am jealous. I want to learn to do this! At 1:05-1:08 I had no words.

My college roomies and I had a stripper pole our senior year. Yeah. We got jiggy with it! Not nearly as good as these chicks!

Oyy

Happy Humpday! I'll be on the road for most of Thursday heading to Ohio, but I might just do a lil vloggy vloggy for ya! ;-)

Exciting news for you biddies!

I was such a slacker yesterday and did not blog. But I am back! With some excellent news! :-D

After two months of sitting on my badonk-a-donk applying for job after job while watching Real Housewife re-runs, spending unnecessary money in Sephora, and going to the beach....I FINALLY HAVE A JOB!!

Though it's not EXACTLY what I want to do, it's a job! And I'll gain loads of experience and be able to network! Even though it took me a few days to make my decision, I came to it, and am so so excited. Now I need to make a bee-line to Ann Taylor and re-vamp my executive, classy, chic, career girl look, and cry a little thinking about not wearing sweatpants and giant t-shirts all day.

For about 4 months now, Kurt and I have had a vacation planned to Cedar Point, Ohio at the end of August. But since it might not be cool to start the job and say "oh and by the way, I need three days off the week after I start," we changed our plan and are going THIS weekend. Talk about last second! It's the rollercoaster capital of the world...there was no way we were missing this lil trippy.

And dontcha worry Sabs and Shay...I'm still going to do everything in my power to come to the lonestar state!! :-D

So yes...exciting news goin' on ova heeaa! And one more thing. All of you need to go to Whole Foods and buy this popcorn. Seriously the most delicious popcorn, besides Kettle Corn, that I have EVER tasted!

Happy Tuesday lovebugs!!

Never Have I Ever....

Have you ever played Never Have I Ever? You know...the game where you hold up fingers and you go around the room saying "never have I ever done this..." and if you've done it, you put a finger down. If not, you leave it up. Well, when my friends and I play it, somehow it turns really raunchy and dirty and XXX rated; don't worry, I won't tell you some of the freaky stuff my friends have done...YOWZA!

I thought I'd share some neva have I eva's with you lovely folks, in honor of Thirsty Thursday (because somehow we always played this while pre-gaming)

Never Have I Ever...

SMOKED WEED...I guess I'm a goody two shoes nervous nellie!

TAKEN A SHOT...seriously...never! I physically can't do it...I sip it! But I guess my

 mom and sister were blessed with those genes..as seen here..

TEASED MY HAIR...am I a bad girly girl?!

WORN HEELS TO GO OUT DANCING. I like to be comfy! haha I'll wear heels out to

dinner or to hang at a bar...but if there's the possibility I might be gettin' jiggy with it,

throwin some stanky leg and dougie moves, I need to wear my flats!

 SHHHH...disregard that I always wear the same flats to go dancin! 10$ payless shoes,

they do me good..and they've been drenched in beer, booze, and grossness

So what have YOU never done?! :-D Happy Thursday!!