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5.31.2012

My Big Ass Blate--Part 2!!

Hi friends! I got so sad just now re-reading Part 1 of my amazeball blate to see some fabulous chickita bonita's!!

So on our second day there, we woke up to the sounds of men hard at work in the kitchen. Billy was whipping up something spectacular for us to eat for breakfast! Billy made us scrambled eggs, potatoes, and Katie cut us up fruit! I felt so glam glam! Seriously...awesome people I tell you!

We hopped, skipped, and jumped into our little bee-keeny's and headed to the pool in Katies area called THE GOAT. Let me be the first to say, The Goat is amazing. I seriously wish Boston had something like it. It was basically just a pool in a condo/townhouse complex that had a giant clubhouse, outside bar, and possibly the best live band I have ever seen in my life (no joke!)...they sang Lil Wayne and T-Pain..hello!!


We had such a blast relaxing by the pool, getting some rays, drinking and drinking and drinking, and even played a round of volleyball! I just loved it there.



After a drink (or 3....really Erica!?) I decided I had to let Kurt in on this dirty little secret called, The Goat, so I sent him a video! Mind you, my voice sounds scratchy...I guess I had been screaming a bunch the night before...ha!!



That night, we chilled and grilled on the Krysh's new deck and it was absolute perfection. Katie and Billy's friend came over with his girlfriend, and we played a game that Steph and Beau brought for about 4 hours. It was a word game that turned naughty. Isn't that how all group games turn out?! ;-) Blame it on the booze, but we all got pretty naughtily personal and it was just hysterical! I may have even indulged them in a little game Kurt and I play. Some of you may already know this "game!" hehe! Laughing with these people made me feel like I knew them for ages! And I just loved feeling that way with people I "just met" in person. Even the coolest little dude EVER, Rocky, hung out with us and I fell in love with him each time I picked him up and he jumped into my arms!


Stolen from Stephy :-) Beau schooled me in the handstand contest!! Look at that formality!

Our last full day there, we finally got to become Ohio State Buckeyes. If there is one word to describe Ohio, besides from AMAZING, it is Buckeyes. Ohio really loves their school, and I cannot blame them! Billy and Katie took us around Columbus and we got to see campus. Us girls even showed this guy our boobs so he would let us out on the field! Just kidding... ;-) We happened to luck out and be let out on the field! It was HUGE!! We took advantage of it and ran out on the field screaming and laughing and doing cartwheels!!






It was just perfect. After drooling over how much I was loving Ohio State, Katie and Billy took us to the Columbus Zoo. Katie sure knows the key to my heart, as she knows I just love zoos! I swear to all of you; this zoo is now one of my top 5. It was gorgeous! Perfectly laid out; great themes; awesome exhibits; lively animal; everything you could ask for in a zoo! We had a ball! Some of us got up close and personal with some animals. Including Steph, where two bears decided to mate/play in front of her!



We were drawn to the zoo characters and of course had to take pics with them! I love that when we saw these peeps in the zoo, we all looked at each other, and gave our cameras to Beau and Billy to take pics of us. It was as if we read each others minds :-)



After walking around the zoo and loving every second, it was unfortunately time to leave! And little miss Jess had to leave us too :-( Her fam was preparing for a Memorial Day cookout and she had to put her little apron on and skiddaddle back to Kentucky! It was so sad to see her go because then I realized we were almost ready to all leave each other! But I pushed it to the back of my mind and we hugged our little Southerner and heard her say BAHH!! (Kentucky accent for BYE!)

But our night wasn't over yet, and we headed over to Katie's dad and stepmom's house for a cookout. Holy sweetness! They were so welcoming; so kind; so cute and wholesome and really loved their lil girl! I absolutely loved getting to know her family and listening to stories of Katie when she was a little girl and a rebel! WHO KNEW! This sweet person has a bit of a wild side to her ;-) I knew I loved her!!


I went to bed that night so sad. I was organizing my suitcase and picking up a bit and had tears in my eyes. I wasn't ready to leave these people. So I snuck out and slashed my car's tires so I would have to stay. Just kidding, but I thought about it! Let me profess the love I have gained for these special people!

Katie and Billy: 
I cannot thank you both ENOUGH for letting us crazy kids stay in the Krysh Country Club! I loved getting to know you both even more than I already did and loved seeing you two together as a couple! So sweet, loving, and the type of married couple I want to be one day! (whenever Kurt does decide to pop the Q!) Katie, your dance moves are SICK, you're heart is made of gold, and I'm already looking forward to the day you guys come back to my home turf! Billy, your cooking skills are bomb, your one-liners are hilarious, and your love for your wifey is so sweet!



Jessica
The moment I saw you pull up in your two seater, with your Louie bag, and your tan, I just knew I would love you! I absolutely loved hearing your accent (even though sometimes I could not understand you haha!) and loved the hilarious stories you told us. I am over-the-top jealous that you can walk and dance like crazy in high heels all while carrying a ginormous bag and steamer! You would rock the socks off them Boston folk! You have the sweetest southern charm and y'all, she is just as cute as a button as she is on THE kentucky priss :-)


Steph and Beau
My little Texas, cowboy boot wearing loves! Just like I said about Katie and Billy, you guys remind me so much of how I want to be as a married sexy mama! Steph, we tore it up on the dance floor and got cozy with lobster claw chef men. I am now saying y'all more than ever. You are the sweetest, adorable little thing, and it seriously upsets me so much that you guys live 1 day, 6 hours driving from me!!!! Beau Beau, your smile is contagious! You rock at handstands, and are one of the funniest guys I've ever met! I am still so regretful that I did not bring my yellow bikini for you!


It was the most PERFECT weekend I could have asked for and I loved every single second of it! I will say this again...if you have a chance to meet anyone on this little slice of the internet, DO IT!!! Girls and Guys, we will meet again! I can feel it in my bones! Love you all more than ever!! :-)


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5.30.2012

My Big Ass Blate---Part 1!

I am back. From an absolute AMAZING weekend with some absolute AMAZING girls (and men and pup!) Steph, Katie, and Jess! Holy mother effer...did we have a great time! Let's recap, shall we? I'm splitting this into 2 posts since 1 post is just not acceptable for this weekend.


Let me just say. This is the second time I have met people from blogland, and both times, they have been EXACTLY what you expect when reading. I just love that. I did not wake up to Billy and Katie breathing over me with bloody knives after killing Jess, Steph and Beau. Steph and Beau didn't shoot me with their gun collection. And Jess did not burn me with her heated roller curlers. Everybody was everything and more I could ask for!

The minute I pulled up to Katie and Billy's home, the 4 of them all came bouncing out the door and we hugged and jumped around and I may have exclaimed, "you're real, you're real!!"  It was so surreal seeing all of them in person after reading their blogs for months and months. I got chills! Katie and Stephy are just as bootyful, if not more than on their blog. And yes Beau and Billy are just as handsome in person! Both of their adorable smiles KILL ME!


As we waited for little miss Kentucky to arrive, I got the grand tour of their house. Holy Crikey it is gorgeous/adorable/perfect. And THE INFAMOUS DECK! There were lots of hours spent on that deck drinking, laughing, game-playing, and inappropriate conversation (we'll save that for later).






Jess-i-curr finally arrived and I about drooled over her Southern accent and how adorable she was in her cute little car and carrying her Speedy 35; just like on her bloggy! We then did some little gift exchanges and these girls got me the cutest things in the entire world!

The first night there also happened to be Katie's birthday!!!! So we all went out with all of her friends to dinner and then did some bar hopping. I have to say this; nice people always have nice friends, and Katie and Billy's friends are just that. They were SO sweet and welcoming to us!

It was as if Katie, Steph, Jess, Billy, and Beau and I had known each other forever! We had the best time together that first night! :-) Funny side-story. Jess had visited Katie a bunch before and apparently during one of her visits, she left a STEAMER at a friends house. I'm talking a legit clothing steamer that looks like this. Anyway, she remembered it was there and had it delivered to the restaurant we were at, so Stanley Steamer came out with us in Jess's Louie V bag. At one point she was pulling her wallet out to get her ID and Stanley's cord came out. I about died. Then we talked about steaming it in the club for a fog effect.

Our priceless/drunk cab ride home was spent pestering the cab driver over whose had sex in his cab, what's the dirtiest thing that's happened in the cab, and Beau even asked if there was ever a 3-some in the cab. It was that night that I realized I never wanted to leave these people.

Our first night together was just epic! It just gets better and better. Seriously though, it really sucks that these girls and guys live far away. I found myself multiple times wishing we all lived closer so we could hang out more often; or monthly; or daily :-) I can't even put into words how much fun I had!




Tune in tomorrow for Part 2 where I exclaim my love for each of them and my new found love for Ohio!

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5.25.2012

BLATE BALLLLIN!!

By the time you read this I will be on my merry way to see these fabulicious people!!



Steph, Beau, Jess, Katie, Billy, and Rocky!!! OH MY GOSH. To say I am excited is an understatement. All I can say its going to be an epic weekend...one that we may never forget. I overpacked. I hope Katie's place can fit my 12 suitcases. Just kidding. But imagine if I packed like that!?

Pics and tweets and texts and everything to come! OMG. Getting antsy/nervous/butterflies/excitement!! LOVE THESE PEOPLE!!

And if this isn't fabulous enough, I'm also over at Ashley's blog today talking about my summer essentials. Most of which I packed up with me for this lil weekend getaway!!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

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5.22.2012

A video on why I'm now cool

I feel like I've finally become cool. I'm in the new age technology. Gangsta-Fresh!



After lusting for like a year, I got a Macbook. And yes I traveled a long long distance (45 minutes) to the New Hampshire border so I wouldn't have to pay sales tax. Don't tell on me!

Needless to say I'm in love...but at the same time I have no idea what I am doing. All I can do is make stupid videos! :-) I still haven't figured out how to properly use the webcam so this is what ya get!

Happy Tuesday!

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5.18.2012

Friday's Letters: Boobs, food, and boyfriend

Linking up with my love Ashley for Friday's Letters!!


Dear Monkey Munch ^: 
I made you to bring to work, not to eat all night long. Recipe Here!

Dear Kurt: 
Thanks for still putting up with me when I ask what 
you'd rather watch; Real Housewives of NJ or OC. 

Dear Katie, Jess, Steph, Beau, Billy, and Columbus: 
I cannot believe it's 7 days until I see your beautiful faces! Detoxing...

Dear boobs: 
Sometimes I wish you were a tiny bit bigger so that some shirts looked 
better on me and so motor boating was more fun. Kiiiiiddding ;-)

Dear life: 
You're really busy right now, but it's a good busy..and I'm loving it :-)

Dear this website
Why are your clothes so cute? You had me taking my debit card in and 
out of my wallet about 3 times tempting me to buy your thangs!

Dear Kurt: 
I'm watching you laugh at something Tamra said on the OC housewives. 
As much as you bitch, we all know you enjoy watching :-)

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I hope you all have a fantastic weekend! I'll be spending it out in the sun, shopping in Boston, and preparing for an upcoming epic, awesome weekend !!

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5.17.2012

Sometimes I'm a crazy girlfriend

Sometimes I feel bad for my boyfriend.


The other night I had this dream. I was dreaming that I was helping this little girl go to the bathroom in her school (so weird, right?). I looked out the window of the stall at a playground and saw Kurt holding this little baby and this really hot girl was with him and they were goo goo ga ga-ing at the baby.

Mind you, I was dating Kurt in my dream so I furiously banged on the window and he didn't look. Then, you know how dreams randomly cut to somewhere random? I was in a hallway of a hotel room in Boise Idaho; not sure how I knew it was Boise but it was Boise. Kurt and this girl emerge from a hotel room after just doing the deed. And that was the extent of my dream.

I woke up from the dream SO MAD at him! How dare he cheat on me in a dream. I got up for work and didn't say anything and I stormed around. I stomped my feet as I put on makeup. I huffed and puffed as I stuffed fistfuls of cereal into a zip-lock baggie. And I gave him an "I'm pissed at you kiss but don't want to not kiss you goodbye" kiss.


Poor Kurt! I was subconsciously mad at him all morning because I dreamed he had cheated on me. HA! I felt bad!  

Why am I so crazy? I don't know. Thank God he still loves me :-) Have you guys ever done this!?

Happy Thursday!


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5.15.2012

Sexy Veggies

Have you guys heard about that 16 year old girl who legally married that 50 something year old man? No? Let me refresh!


Yes, she is 16! Dead serious! Read it here if ya don't believe me!

Anyway, that's not the point of this blog post. Actually, there isn't really a point! I'm overtired and have been watching YouTube videos for the past half hour. Somehow I stumbled upon this girl's YouTube page.

HOLY EFFING MOTHER EFFER.

She's a vegetarian. So she vlogs about how veggies are sexy. Please just watch this ridiculousness. It was just too stupid not to share.


There's like 10 of these and I watched them all. Then I watched her cram 10 marshmallows in her mouth. Then watched her jump around in bunny ears. Then I threw my computer into oncoming traffic.

No but really. Who is this girl and why am I so weirdly fascinated by crazy people? There is talk of a reality show for this couple. Not gonna lie...I might watch.

Happy Tuesday! :-)
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5.14.2012

I made cake pops without throwing a tantrum

A few weeks ago my friend Cristina told me her department at work was doing a bake-off. She told me that if I didn't come up with an award-winning idea, she would disown me as a friend.

Okay so not that extreme, but I obliged and started to give her some ideas. Cupcakes...cookies...cute little cakes...anything. Then she brought up cake pops and I drop kicked her.

As awesome and delicious and amazingly adorable cake pops are, they are a BITCH to make. And I don't give a crap what anyone says...cake pop photos are photoshopped. There is no way you can perfectly roll a ball of cake into pretty melted chocolate and shoving it onto a lollipop stick without frustratingly whipping it into kingdom come. I have a love/hate relationship with cake pops but continue to make them because they just come out so adorable (though nowhere near 100% perfect)

We chose something semi-easy but soooo fun! And I swear these are not photoshopped! (I can't use photoshop haha)




Like how adorable are these!! These are from www.Bakerella.com. You pretty much follow the recipe for basic cake pops, and plop them onto a sugar cone that you have cut to make it mini!

We had a blast making them and I'm happy to say there were no meltdowns from me. Yes, I've threw a temper tantrum making cake pops. I threw balls in the trash...dropped sprinkles everywhere...dumped an entire container of chocolate on Kurt's head (just kidding...but I wanted to!)

AND! She won the competition!! So all in all, we made a good team in making these.

Happy Monday! :-)

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5.08.2012

Puking puppies

For the past few days or so, Kurt and I have been "playing house."

Meaning, we are house-sitting for a family while they are vacationing in HAWAII! Not only are we house-sitting, but we are also pet-sitting! :-)

 

That's our group for the week! Cute huh? Oh...there's also another cat, a turtle, and 2 fish! They weren't really in the mood for a photo op.

It's been an adventurous blast! One cat decided to stay in the basement for hours and we couldn't grab him. He was playing with our minds. Cats...I'm tellin ya. They're out to get us. Then the puppy (the first pic) ate dinner...ran a marathon around the living room table, and then puked up dinner. Then her sister started to eat it.

Totally TMI.

Besides that, we are loving it! We are staying in a great house close to Cape Cod!


I've missed you blogworld! Work has been kooky crazy but slowing down thank heavens! 

I have some fun posts on deck for you lovelies :-) Until then! Happy Tuesday!

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