Isn't everyone awkward?

I think one of the main reasons I rarely take any self photos of myself specifically for this blog is because I'm awkward as shit.

The other night, I was in my bedroom with the door shut tight trying to get the perfect angle for my post on my hair straightener review. Kurt was in the living room all "what are you doing in there?"

NOTHING! As I try different angles, different ways to hold the camera, different ways to make my boobs look bigger, different ways to make my face look like I didn't just crawl out from under a rock.

Sometimes though, I laugh at myself and try to loosen up while taking said "serious pictures." I won't lie when I tell you I must have taken that "straight hair after pic" about 15 times before I settled with it. Mainly because Teen Mom was starting. Thus results in these pics....

 Enjoy..

No...Kurt's not down there

Never have I ever got bra-fitted or had wicked straight hair

Yesterday at work I was talking to someone about how I've never seen the movie The Godfather. It was as if I was telling someone I've never taken a shower. I think I heard, "ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING?" Apparently not...and apparently I need to get my butt parked in front of the TV for 9 hours to watch it!

Then I realized there are other things I've never done that you probably have...

Never have I ever gotten sized for a bra. I just guess, and 99% of the time I guess right except for that one time a bra felt like Lil Wayne was choking my ribcage with his dreads...yeah I had to return that one.

Never have I ever officially learned how to swim. Yeah I took swimming lessons, but I just can't. I end up swimming around like I have a face full of makeup and prom-hair...aka head and neck held high and out of the water. Oh then there was that time at Hilton Head where I drifted out into the open ocean not once but 4 times. Notha' story for another day!

Okay theres one more:

Never have I ever had a straightener that transformed this rat's nest....

Into this wicked straight hair that brings alllll the boys to the yard!

I was contacted by Misikko asking if I'd like to review one of their products and a few weeks later, it was as if the hair Gods showed up. I was gifted with the HANA Pro 1" flat iron with a box full of other fantabulous goodies!  Okay so literally one of, if not the best flat irons I have used TO DATE!

I've fallen in love with my little HANA. She comes with a cooling pad, many different heat settings, and probably my second favorite item in the box, the hair serum. Holy bejeezus it's the best serum I have ever used and it makes my hair shiny like my booty. I highly highly highly recommend getting one of their products as you seriously will not ever be disappointed!

I am thoroughly excited to try this baby out in the 100+ degree temps and humidity in a week and a half when I'm trying to impress Mickey Mouse.

Thank you SO much to Misikko for letting me try one of their products! I am in LOVE.

Have you tried Misikko?!

Water biting dogs and my weekend!

Happy Monday everyone!

Kurt and I spent a relaxing weekend down in the dirty Jersey! When Kurt and I first started dating, he invited me home with him one weekend to his family's house in New Jersey. Now before, I used to think of New Jersey as one big Newark; smoke stacks, lots of businesses, highways, and a short ride from New Yawk City. I was so wrong.

Kurt's originally from Northern New Jersey where the cows roam and the deer and the antelope play (home, home on the range anyone?). All true except for the antelope part. I don't know if those exist in that neck of the woods. Let me ask Kurt...

Kurt: Antelope???? Maybe at the safari at Six Flags. What kind of question is that?

Regardless! It's beautiful...and a nice change from the hustle and bustle of Boston :-)

Saturday I dragged Kurt to some really nice outlets out there and I snagged myself a couple of goodies! Then we spent the rest of the day in the pool, had some steak and ribs, and played Disney Trivial Pursuit with his fam.

Puppy! :-) 

Nothing better than being snuggled by dogs all weekend! Speaking of dogs....what's with dogs and biting water as if its food and they can eat it? Seriously adorable and hilarious!!

Makes for good photo ops to post on the door and scare away the bad guys!

How was your weekend! What did you do?

Disney and Puppies threw up on my blog today

Okay let me start by saying HI EVERYONE! Remember this freak?

Literally since I realized I have less than 20 days left until our trip to Disney, I suddenly became so depressed and blah and cranky and don't wanna do ANYTHING except for hug Mickey Mouse and Goofy. Seriously y'all, I've gone into vacation mode and still have 2 weeks left. How will I do this! THE HORROR!

Okay I'm so dramatic I want to kick myself in the vag. Anywho, life isn't so exciting as of late. Let's see. Going along with the Disney kick, I've decided one winter I want to do a race in Disney World. How much fun would it be to run through the parks!?

Yeah as you can see, I have Disney on my mind. 

What else? I could tell you that we are heading to Kurts family's house in New Jersey this weekend. 

We got a nice little text from his brother the other day with a picture of Kurt's bedroom destroyed. Blinds on the ground, shoes/shit all over the place. Let me tell you what happened.

Kurt's family has 3 German Shephards. One of them, a male, is 5....the middle one is about 2, a girl....and the baby is about 7 months, another male. Apparently the girl is "in heat" ya know. So Kurt's mom has to lock the oldest one upstairs in Kurt's room if she goes out for a little bit because none of them are "fixed." So the dog is up there sexually frustrated because he wants to get it in, so what does he do? Run a muck in Kurt's bedroom. This shall be fun to experience! But how precious are these nuggets!

The oldest!

The middle (aka the one in heat)

And the leeetle baby! Precious smile! :

Happy Friday!

99 bottles of Sangria on the wall

When I was in college, we had this little thing called Spring Weekend the first weekend in May.

Alcohol-infused slip n slide

Anyway, our Spring Weekend was a liiiitttle different :-) The seniors had their own housing on their own area of campus. There were 28 separate condos, each with 6 people living in them. During Spring weekend, each condo made a different shot; and that's where Around The World came in. You'd go Around The World (to each condo) and take a different shot.

AKA, kill all the lightweights like myself. 

Anyway, the point of this, is that I had a similar weekend; except with Sangria!

I went to a lil partay Saturday night in Cambridge where everyone made a different Sangria. Let's just say there were over 20 people there, which meant over 20 Sangria's, with means Erica Marie had a wine-over on Sunday. But omgosh it was SO MUCH FUN!

We walked from my friends apartment in the city to the party, and on the way, my friend Liz had a lil mishap with her Sangria and the paper thin bag she brilliantly decided to transport it in ;-)

Sorry for the iPhone pics! 

I didn't trust myself with my camera and that much Sangria

My Sangria came out delicious!! I'm dumb and didn't take any pics of it, but I made this sangria and added some gummy bears for a lil extra zing!

After they announced the winners, my friend Cristina and I snuck upstairs and searched through the votes to see where we ranked (yeah yeah yeah we were curious! haha) She got 2nd best Red and I got 3rd best White! I don't hate it! :-)

How was your weekend!? Do you like Sangria? Give me your best recipe!!

Touching lady parts and matching shirts

As I type this, I'm sitting on our bed in our apartment watching Kurt hang new curtains. I swear one day I will make an excellent wife...creepin' on the computer or doing other shit as my husband does all the work around the house by himself ;-)

I kid.

Please excuse the mess and bare walls. We just painted!

Except my favorite Audrey picture. I just didn't want her on the floor!

She's too classy for that. Not sure where we will hang her eventually!

Anyway, it's Friday. I couldn't be happier for the weekend! I had the most random day yesterday so I figured I would just randomly talk about random things. 

Like here's something...I found myself reaching up my skirt yesterday multiple times at work to play with/touch the little lacy bow on my cute new underwear. And no, little bow isn't a nickname for my cooter.

I wanted to show you guys the cutest thing I saw on pinterest the other day. Ready?

This is a pic you and your friends take after you've all been married. Everyone puts their gown on for one last photoshoot! How sweet is this!!

One of my very best friends from pre-school happens to work in the same building as me so it's nice to be able to see her every day and bitch about our lives as worker bees. Anyway, we were inter-office chatting the other day and decided to go on one of our daily walks. We meet by my desk and then I see this.

Excuse my neck. That happens when I make an ugly face

Ya know...just wearing the exact same shirt

Speaking of besties....our other best friend since preschool, Liz, today is her birthday!! 

WEE!! Happy Birthday Liz!

Lizzy on the left!

We are celebrating tonight. Going to a restaurant called Cuchi Cuchi in Cambridge and then wherever the night takes us!

Happy weekend my loves!!

Rich kids of Instagram

What? Didn’t you know I had a 100 foot yacht named Lil Wayne's First Lady with my own personal sushi chef, slide, and endless supply of Gucci bikinis and Louboutins?

I stumbled upon an article on Yahoo titled The Rich Kids of Instagram. That photo above was one of the pics. It basically just showed Instragram pics that really rich teenagers post. First, I sat there and swore at this one girl who had 10 pairs of red-bottom shoes and Rolex watches. But then I said something once sang by a very popular housewife aka Countess LuAnn

Money can't buy ya class

Clearly...when there are pics like this on some of their instagrams!

Say whaaaat!?

THEN one of them had a picture of this wicked expensive champagne that costs thousands, posed next to a bottle of Barefoot Bubbly for 10$. The caption was:

 Poor, slummy, dirty people champagne versus rich, beautiful, ballin people champagne. 

Which would you drink?

I'm sorry. I happen to enjoy my Barefoot Bubbly; preferably while I'm running across campus. Eeeeep yes that happened one night!

Needless to say, I was pretty shocked when I saw some of the pics I saw on their instagrams (after I went and searched for them like a friggen stalker).

What do you think!? Did you see this story? Better yet, check out their Tumblr where they post them all! Plus, you can be a crazy stalker like me and follow them. What? I have no shame.

AND! I am guest posting over at Country Roots City Living about that time I pissed my pants at work. OY! GO there now! She is an absolute DOLL!!

Happy Thursday!