High waisted long crotch shorts to back that ass up in

You guys...Massachusetts is a sauna. A sweatbox. The Sahara Desert. Death Valley. A man's crotch area. Any other wicked hot place. I've contemplated stripping down to nothing for the walk from my car to the office. However, I do love this weather and I can't complain---I just wish I wasn't sitting in an office for it! On that note, a few things on my mind as of late for this hot Friday.

I really HATE the high waisted shorts trend. I'm sorry! I don't care if you are as skinny as a pinky finger, I will constantly look at your fupa area. Something about them just makes that area look so long and weird; the long zipper, the long crotch area, you know!?Also most girls have them so high I can see their cheeks...and not the one's on their face ;-)

I've been looking at a bookmarked recipe of Mac and Cheese with bacon and caramelized onions for weeks now. Literally staring at it, hoping the flavor bounces off the page into my mouth which is sitting here wide open. I can only imagine the amount of calories and fat in that bowl of foodgasm, but at the same time I'm all like "who is this foodie genius and why shouldn't I make this? YOLO"

 I've been bumpin' to this jam recently. It's so so good to work out to! Gets me going!

I've also said crotch twice in this post. Yeeeeesh.

Link up with Whitney and back that ass up! :-)
Happy Weekend!