My dirty little secrets....

My friend and I somehow got to talking about secret things we do that no one really knows about. I thought I would share a few of mine with you guys because, why not?! Plus, it's Friday.

I own two pieces of work clothes that I absolutely cannot, no way no how, wear underwear with them. No thong, no g-string, no v-string, no floss, no nada! One is a dress and one is a skirt. I feel rather filthy when I wear them though; filthy as in naughty because I'm housing a deep dark secret. "Oh hey older man in the elevator, yes I'm having a great day I'm also not wearing any underwear." Or... "Yes co-worker, I'd love to go on a walk outside with you but let's be quick because it's cold and I'm getting a draft if you catch my drift." Do you own clothes like that? Can't have the panty-lines, people!

 

When I get ready for the gym at my apartment, I'll put on my workout shorts/pants and a sports bra. Then I usually dance around in just the pants and sports bra to really gangster music and I'll twerk and shake my butt and belly dance and just get amped for this workout before I put on a shirt and get going. If I get changed at work, at the gym or in my car, I unfortunately cannot do this....easily ;-)

I am in desperate need of perfecting the split twerk.

I secretly dream of one day, on the way to work, driving past my office, going to the airport and jumping on a plane anywhere just for an adventure. This is very odd for me because A) I despise flying and B) I love to be prepared/organized when going on a trip. Sometimes I feel stuck in a rut and need some excitement. I know this would be a costly spontaneous adventure, but it's something I've always had in the back of my mind.

Well what do you know....it's Friday! Take your shirt off and spin it in the air like a helicopter! Actually try and refrain from doing that until you get home! On that note, a new favorite I've been jamming to on my long runs!

Link up with Whitney and have a spectacular weekend!