This could be because Facebook fascinates me beyond belief. The fact that someone created this media outlet that allows people to become grade A stalkers so they can find people they met on the train (I did that, what?), makes me wish I had come up with such a sweet idea.
Anywho, the other day I heard a little "boo-loop!" Boo-loop is the way I describe the sound Facebook makes when you get a Facebook chat message. Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. Anyway, I hear boo-loop and take a looksie. It was this kid 2 years younger than me who I played in the high school band with.
It started normal:
Him- Hey, how ya been?
Me- Not bad!
Him- It's been a while
Me- I know..what, like 5 years or so? How are you!
Him- I can't stop looking at that picture of you in the pink and black bikini
He then proceeded to send me the link of the tagged pic. As if I was a friggen idiot.
That's when I sort of sat there like ummm. This pic was added this past summer. He was creepin'! So me, who doesn't really know how to tell a creeper to S my D, says this:
Me- Awww
Him- Damn I wish I would have hit that
Rather than go off on him, I started to laugh outloud. Seriously. I sat on my couch and laughed. Then I typed HAHAHA and he signed off. What? Did he expect me to tell him I want to tickle his balls?
So in conclusion, as cool, interesting and innovative Facebook is, it has its creepers. And they could be your FACEBOOK FRIEND! Who played in the band with you. Which makes it extra nerdy.
Happy Hump Day!
30 comments:
reasons like that is why i NEVER sign into the chat portion of facebook. ;) i've only had some h.s. creepers tell me that had a crush on my in h.s. that has (so far) been the extent of my facebook creepers.
Wow that guy has some balls! I had a similar thing happen a few years ago and I too had the awkward hahaha and sign off. Some people...
and that would be why I have my chat set to invisible. HS creepers need to stay away.
HILARIOUS!!!! I love what people can do behind the internet mask!
But I mean, damn girl.... ;)
bahahaha. so creepy!
Hahaha ohhh Erica this is why I so enjoy your posts!
"So me, who doesn't really know how to tell a creeper to S my D"
I spit my water out when I heard that part! You girlfriend are hilar and I wish I had the balls to write posts the way you do! :)
That's it, I don't want any more facebook friends. Nada, zelch, NO MORE. Gurrrrl, that is some creepy shit. He needs to get to steppin.
Thanks for the laugh at your expense :)
Happy Wednesday, friend!
That's it, I don't want any more facebook friends. Nada, zelch, NO MORE. Gurrrrl, that is some creepy shit. He needs to get to steppin.
Thanks for the laugh at your expense :)
Happy Wednesday, friend!
Holy Wowza. WHAT the deuce? Ha! He is probably reading this post right now. Scurryville.
i ALWAYS stay offline on fb chat.
and i can't stop laughing about how he sent you the link.
uh, hello? thanks for stalking!
great post!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Seriously?!?!?!??!?! I mean you are pretty hott... but still!
HAHA FB classic...
Hahha...that's hilarious!
hahahah Im glad you laughed because I most likely would have launched into a speech on how he really shouldn't be so upset with himself for not "hitting that" since it was never an option ... Im a biatch hahah
Ahaha that is awesome :) I love all of the amazing things facebook can bring!
hahahahahaha creeper!!
Lol AWWWWWWWWWWW hahaha awesome. You're hot. I don't blame him! :) Love you boo.
A had a FB friend messaging me for nudes. And he was married!! With kids!! There are definitely some creepers out there!
Hahaha EW!
Bahahahaha!! It could be worse.... it could have been your young hs band teacher telling you this.... true story. I'm so ashamed. Hah!!!
I'm DYING LMAO HAHAHAHAAH I'm posting this to my facebook. asap.
BAHAHA!!!!!!
hahaha I can't believe he thought that was even remotely acceptable!
hahahaha "i mean, did he expect me to tell him i want to tickle his balls?" hilarious!!
i am the SAME way - i totally would have said "awww" too haha love it!
Ahahaha, I am dying! That is hilarious!!! What a creep!
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaha!!!!! what a loser! did you tell kurt?!?
so funny!
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaha!!!!! what a loser! did you tell kurt?!?
so funny!
That is super funny and gross all at the same time. What a strange thing for him to say/do! Ugh!!
This is seriously the funniest post I've read all week! Love it!
Freaking cracking up right now. This.is.my.dating.life.... And I have zero patience for it. Hahaha I ALSO I love when people check into their homes on Facebook., everysinglefreakingday. Like, no shit. You're home. Cool. Me too. I go there everyday. Or post music videos. Sweet. You like music. We get it. Please stop.
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