Awkward Conversations: Golden Showers and Edible Panties

I feel like life would be so boring if awkward things didn’t happen to people on a regular basis.

 Like when the fake Naked Cowboy made me grab his booty for a pic in New York City a few weeks ago

Last night while lying in bed 

Me: DAMNIT I missed my golden birthday!! 

Kurt: What’s a golden birthday? 

Me: When you turn the age of your birthday date. Like I turned 24 on July 24th of this year. It’ll never happen again 

Kurt: Well I’m sorry…I can give you a golden shower instead if you want

At work looking on Amazon 

Me showing a co-worker a makeup product: Have you seen this? 

:::Notices ‘edible panties’ in the more items to consider bar::: 

Co-worker: No….but what are those?

 :::Stealthily clicks out of Amazon:::

Interoffice chatting with a co-worker in London about a work assignment 

Me: Yes I can do that. Gimme a sex 

Person: LMAO 

Me: Sex* Sorry 

Me: SEC!!!**** 

Person: ROFL

I didn’t know adults used LMAO or ROFL, better yet in London. They’re so proper there! 

Anywho, it's the weekend. 

Let's get buck wild! 

I'm off to the Dirty Jersey to see Kurt's fam who I haven't seen in a month or two!

Have a fabulous weekend!