I had a nip slip

Is it considered a nip slip if no one sees it? Or if you aren't caught on camera? Yesterday I kind of had one.

I was wearing a shirt to work yesterday that was semi low-cut. Not inappropriately low-cut, but lower than a turtle neck. And clearly not that inappropriate because I don't have Anna Nicole Smith boobs with their own zip code. Except wait, can we talk about these bubbies? It's like they came out of the woodwork overnight. Blame Victoria Secret.

There I was, eating some almonds while looking at Instagram, when one of the almonds wanted to feel me up. I looked down and saw it sitting on the right side in my bra. So I pulled my shirt/bra out and down so the almond would free itself. I pulled it down a wee bit too much and a teeny tiny nip-slip occurred. Luckily no one but me saw. And then I laughed so hard I basically cried.

And while we are on the topic of random naughty things like nip-slips, did you know I could do this?

I promise I don't look like that in real life. But I mean can you really look hot doing that? 

No ma'am.

Listen. It's Friday! Go do something crazy! I think we are getting out of work early today so I might be so wild and go scope out/stalk the Ulta they are building in my town. Or....I might go home and surprise Kurt by cleaning the entire apartment top to bottom. Except I know that won't happen. What will happen is I will go home and eat animal crackers and catch up on my DVR shows.

Happy weekend! :-)