Weekends are for fairs and awkward Cards Against Humanity

Phew! What a weekend. I am pretty sure that sleeping 10 hours Friday and Saturday night still wasn't enough. Have you ever just been SO tired for absolutely no reason?

Okay enough of me bitching about being tired, eh!? :-) I spent the weekend down in the dirty Jersey visiting Kurt's family.

We headed down there Friday night and arrived around midnight. Let me tell ya, the 4 hour drive is my favorite part about going down there! (kidding hehe). We pretty much always listen to Disney music and hardcore rap music, taking turns singing duet songs---amazing.

Saturday we spent the day at the New Jersey State Fair! I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, but Kurt lives at the very tip top part of the state---AKA farm lands. He's about 40 minutes from NYC, but it's still complete farm/country land where he lives!

The fair was nothing short of amazing; fried, delicious food, fresh squeezed lemonade, horses, pigs, creepy carnival workers, tractor pulls, wood cutting contests, you name it!

That night we lounged by the pool with a drink in hand, had a delicious steak dinner, and played Cards Against Humanity. Um. Okay. Cards Against Humanity should never be played with parents. I don't ever want to hear Kurt's parents repeat the phrases tentacle porn or bukakke. Regardless, we laughed until we cried, literally!

The weekend flew by and on Sunday Kurt helped his mom trim a tree in the front yard. Even though it took him 900 hours to finish because he was being particular about it, still made me smile knowing I have a cute little handyman on my hands. Plus, I could be a creep and look up his shorts. Bow chicka wow wowwwww.

Aaaand another summer weekend bites the dust. 

How was your weekend?!

Link up with Sami for Weekend Shenans!

We be steady mobbin'

I feel like a slacker for not blogging about my weekend yesterday! I think it had something to do with the fact that I still had a contact high from the pot smoked all around me at Lil Wayne, mixed with my everlasting love for him that made me too tired to even open my eyeballs and blog!

Let's see...Friday night, Kurt and I went to the Red Sox game on the most beautiful night! They lost unfortunately, but we still had a blast

Might I also add, I ate the most heinous hot-dog after the game. It was outside of Fenway, so it wasn't a "Fenway Frank" which are DELICIOUS! This was sitting in boiled dirty water and thrown on the grill. Maybe it was the fact that it was 9 inches long appealed to me!

Saturday Kurt and I headed up to New Hampshire to see some of our awesome friends! One of my bestie's boyfriend is moving to California next week for a job :-( So we wanted to go out with a bang! We went to Canobie Lake Park, which is the cutest, charming, old amusement park in Salem NH!

They've got this new ride called Equinox which is basically a ride you go on if you want to puke and shit your brains out. It spins you 3 different ways at 3 different angles/axis and I just can't. Luckily the line was about 2 hours long, so Kurt didn't force me to go on with him ;-)

That night we did Karaeko at a chinese restaurant which is always the best! There were scorpion bowls, sushi, crab rangoon, all the good stuff. My friend and I did a Super Bass duet which was obviously amazing haha! I also sang Cheeseburger in Paradise. Seriously had such a fantastic night with great people!

I must also say, there was a man who I noticed staring over at our table all night. He was probably in his 40s. He came up to me and said "You are the most beautiful girl in the whole world..When GOd created Angels he created you...I'm a designated driver I'm drinking water look at my bracelet." And he showed me a rubber bracelet that said DD, and sure enough he was drinking water. Sketch city...did he expect me to get a ride home from him? #SorryBuddy!!

And then....oh and then.... I don't have really any pics from the Weezy concert but it was everything I dreamed of and more! This was my 6th (I think) time seeing Lil Wayne and he never disappoints!! My girlfriends and I danced all night, sang all night, gave the finger all night (Weezy told us to F the haters ha!!) I always say this, but if you like Lil Wayne or not, his concerts are so full of energy! Go to one!!! Trust me! :-)

A little video to tickle your fancy! Scuse the F words

Also a little piece of advice for a Lil Wayne concert. Wear floss as a shirt and a g-string as a bottom. Literally, my girlfriends and I were completely overdressed with our Lil Wayne shirts, while all the biddies spent the entire concert pulling their skirts and dresses down to hide the hoo-ha!

What's with summer flying by so quick? Slow down sum sum!

The good, the bad, the Weezy

Happy Friday! I never thought this week would end. On Tuesday I thought it was Wednesday and on Wednesday I thought it was Thursday. Woof! Speaking of woof...I am still beyond blown away that Slade Smiley's brother Kent on the OC Housewives looks the way he does. Gretchen put it interestingly..."The Swamp People version of Slade."

Anywho! A few good and bad physical feelings I've felt this past week!

THE GOOD

1) That feeling after taking a ponytail out after a long day and scratching your head. It's almost a painfully good feeling you know what I mean?!

2) Waking up in the middle of the night to yourself holding your loved ones hands. I don't mean to get sappy but I woke up in the middle of the night because a seal was barking from our sound machine (we totally have a sound machine equipped with 12 sounds--nerdy but BOMB!) Anyway, the seal barks every so often in the ocean scene, so this was a particular loud one that woke me. I felt Kurt holding my hand and I just "awwwed!"

3) Getting my back scratched where it leads from 1 scratch to "go to the left...now the right...now up...a  little more...ahhhh." I sometimes fake an itch when I feel like having my back scratched because I know it leads to it actually needing to be scratched, and there is NO better feeling!

THE BAD

1) Bras. I have small boobs but I still hate them! It could have something to do with the fact that I'm not properly sized, but who invented bras? Someone needs to tell me the comfiest bra they have ever worn and I'll go out and buy 5,000!

2) Knocking my knee on a free weight at the gym. Holy Holy Holy. Wednesday afternoon I almost became the girl in the gym who used every swear word/sentence in the book, including F my A-hole. When I hurt myself, my mouth comes out and it cannot be tamed! I have a bruise the size of Alaska

3)  Choking on water. It's almost as bad as choking on......

There you have it! And y'all. It's busy ass weekend! I'll cut to the chase. Sunday I see my sexy dreadlock, sizzurp drinkin hot piece of dark chocolate. Weezy F and the F is for Flawless.

And to link up with Whit-eezy, I give you...a favorite mix tape song of Wayne! (obviously hahah)

Happy Weezekend!