Sexy men have magic sticks

When this song first came out, I used to belt it out like NO other! Especially Lil Kim's part--clearly I thought I was some type of bad bitch. But really...can you go wrong with 50 Cent? Those big arms...big lips...big.......magic stick? I kid I kid. I do love this song though.

Speaking of magic stick, the point of this song choice is because the Boston Bruin's weren't using their magic sticks to full potential last night when the NY Rangers decided to whoop their asses in overtime. If I'm being honest, I think one of my favorite sports to watch besides golf and gymnastics is hockey! It's rough, lively and fast-paced; completely different than golf and gymnastics--but you know, gotta be different. Especially when it involves hot men!

I may be biased, but the Boston Bruins have some pretty sexy players if I do say so myself

...am I right or am I right?

Oh! Lil Wayne how'd you sneak into there! While he obviously isn't a player, I love him that much more because he's a huuuuuge Boston sports fan---holla :-)

Anywho, I'm off to try and get Kurt to grow his hair mullet-style, get a black eye and pack a lip so he can resemble a hockey player for my fantasies. ;-)

Link up with Whitney for Back that Azz Up! 

And while you're at it, have the best weekend ever!

Advice=Needed!

Sometimes I feel like the blogworld is one big fashion, life and general knowledge forum and I like that I know I can ask you all for some advice on random things! I guess that's what I'm here about today. Ready?!

I've been looking for a maxi dress or skirt for like, 10 million years. If you ask Kurt, he will tell you maxi's are out of style because he happened to watch an episode of Rachel Zoe where she worried that her maxi's aren't being sold because they're going out of style. #KurtTheFashionista

Regardless, I still want one so I need some advice of where the heck I can find a good one! All of the ones I've tried on make my booty like weird or my bubbies too small!

After I finished the 50 Shades of Grey series I got such a strange inkling for erotic thrillers and novels. I mean I'm only human---I'm not going to reach through the paper pages and touch a ding-a-ling. Anywho....I started reading one based on my 50 Shades download and it wasn't too bad! But now, I'm really interested in finding a good, hard to put down book! I need some suggestions!

Most mornings I literally grab an eye shadow brush or sometimes my finger and slather on some eyeshadow--sometimes looking like I was just rolling in from a night with Lil Wayne and Rick Ross. I'll be honest and say that I can't do eyeshadow. I JUST CANT! I have no clue how you girls do it, but I need to be let in on this little secret. An easy tutorial? A way to make my eyes pop? Spill it! Pretty please?

Thank you all in advance! Help a sista out!! I trust all of you more than my own judgements!

And to conclude the randomness that ensued from this post, I am in AWE of this gif. If you concentrate hard enough, you can see the train going both ways. It is literally mind-boggling!

Happy Thursday!

Meeting a blogger is sort of like a first date--only more FABULOUS!!

Holy. Week. From. OMG. Hell.

However its Humpday and I can't complain, because even though the beginning of this week was rather rough, it went by fairly quick! 

How about a weekend update a few days late? This past weekend I had THE ABSOLUTE PLEASURE of meeting such a little sweetheart here in blogland and I can't help but wish she lived 2 seconds from me rather than 2 million minutes from me! Okay, maybe just Atlanta, but still!

Chelsea, I had SO much fun meeting you and hanging with you this past weekend! Her little sister, who I must say is one of the cutest people in the world, graduated from college in Boston this weekend so I finally got a chance to meet them!

I was so nervous---what would I wear? What do I drink?! You know, important things :) However as soon as I saw Chelsea bouncing towards me with open arms I couldn't help but just let all the nerves go!!!

You know those blogs you read where you wonder/hope that when or if you meet them, they're exactly the way you see them as? Well, if you read Chelsea's blog, she is just that! Exactly what you picture=Amazingly sweet and adorable and just plain awesome!!

We boogied down at a Boston bar, had some dranks, told a guy we were dating, took photo-booth pics, sang/screamed call me maybe, dougied, hugged, screamed that we were finally meeting, and shared stories and memories that I won't ever forget!

Chelsea's sister's cutsie friend, Chelsea, myself, and

 lil sissy Brianna!!--are they not identical minus the hair!?

Chelsea get your Southern butt back to Boston please! 

Counting down the days until we get to hang out again!!