Let's talk instagram--aka me being a Grade A Creep

Can we talk about Instagram for two minutes here?

This someecard killed me.

Actually you must read this post by lil miss Steph. Pure amazing truth!

Though she don't need no filta to look like a hottie!

Let's see...

I sometimes peruse the "Popular" images of instagram

You know, the ones where there's a picture of a 12 year old boy's pinky toe with 367,000 likes

I can't help but follow some of the popular instagram users

mainly because I look on with envy, laughter, love and curiosity

Let me show you some of my favorites...

They range from a variety of topics

Also, is this illegal of me to show these? 

Probably not I guess... it's out there for the world to see anyway

 

I found this girl one day at 3am when I couldn't sleep

And was up for about 40 minutes scanning her pics

She's a professional cheerleader with abs that make Channing Tatum look like a sloth

It brings me back to my cheer/gymnastics days but holy crap the pics are insane!

It also feels really creepy to physically type this all out and admit I'm a stalker

This dog is awesome

And talented

And way more photogenic than me!

And my favorite

SatireGram

Someone just physically writing what people post

We're all guilty though, right?

I mean what possesses some people to post things they post?

The world may never know....but we will keep doing it!

#HashtagImFancyEatingGourmetNachos

What are your favorite Instagrams to follow!?

Loving on Lil Wayne and Buffalo-Chicky

Hello friends!

Happy Tuesday!

I'm kind of still recovering from the weekend--legit EXHAUSTED!

My girlfriends and I had a such blast St Patrick's day weekend

 perusing the streets of Boston, from the afternoon to the wee hours of the AM

Oy-freaking-Vey

Anyway, a few things I'm loving lately..

Absolutely loving that Lil Wayne is okay

No joke, when I heard about him being read last rights, I cried

Thank the Lord he is not on life support--TMZ is a bit whacky

So as a sigh of relief, some vintage Wayne for your Tuesday....one of my fav oldies

This Quinoa Buffalo Chicken Salad from HERE
It was love at first bite---well, it will be.
I'm making this TONIGHT! And so should you!

This.

This entire look
I've got the dress, but I'm needing the hot pink blazer
Where can I get one? Help a sista out!!

Hope you all have an amazing day!
I'm going to go enjoy more snow, ya know...
because spring is in 2 days and all :-)

That time I bought my friend a horse head mask

My 2 bff's from forever and I have a very funny, silly relationship. I've blogged about it before.

We've been friends since pre-school (for real!!) and I just can't even describe our relationship.

So the other day when I saw a YouTube video of someone wearing a horse mask like this...

I just knew one of my friends needed one...but who?

My friend Cristina (middle in the picture) was the perfect candidate

She was just in Florida this past week, and just recently bought a house

so I figured it was the perfect welcome home gift to be at her doorstep

It arrived last night, and thank the LORD for Amazon not having a return label name

I LOST it.

My friend Liz and I were texting separately killing ourselves laughing

I then successfully played dumb

At this point I couldn't breathe, and she wouldn't put it on her head

Probably because she feared it was a rendition of The Godfather or something

So I sent her a screen shot of my Amazon recent orders

Minus the fact that this horse head

A) Has pube-like hair on its head

B) Has a "I'm getting pleasured" facial expression

C) Freaks the heck out of her cat

I think it's pretty effing awesome.

Imagine the possibilities of this horse mask head?

At the bank..gas station...at the club shaking that thang

Or...my wedding night?

Endless possibilities

And only $24

Happy Thursday!