I'm 5 years old and made Play-Doh {Saw it, Pinned it, Did it!}

Did you know I have the mind of a 5 year old?

I love to color, play with markers, go into toy stores, make up stories with my stuffed animals

I also still watch Disney Channel

Did you know there is a show called "A Dog with a Blog"?

So when I saw on pinterest the directions to make Galaxy Play-Doh, life was made.

This week for Saw it, Pinned it, Did it, I put on my 90's Osh Kosh Overalls
and Jelly Shoes and got to work

Here's the original pin!

Here's what you need in order to make it look like a stripper waltzed through your place:

2 cups of flour

2 cups of water, with black and blue food coloring

1 Tbsp. of cooking oil

1 Tbsp of cream of tartar

1 cup of salt

Glitta Glitta Glitta

Mariah Carey's movie Glitter playing in background (optional)

Mix liquid ingredients in a large pan. I used a larger size bottle of black food coloring and a smaller bottle of blue. Mine came out a little more on the green side, so I would recommend using less blue. Begin to heat liquids on low.

In a separate bowl mix dry ingredients. Add to the liquids heating up in the pan. Keep stirring until the dough gathers and thickens. I had to add about a 1/4 more cup of flour in mine, as it was a bit soft. 

Cook until it gets shiny like your booty.  Once it gets to looking like Play-Doh (you'll know!!) take it out of the pan and let it cool on a cutting board for about 15 minutes. Then, roll your Play-Doh and your body around in glitter and Voila!!

 Here's my version!

Sorry for the picture quality

Glitter isn't the bet thing to photograph for a newb like mah-self!

Creepy skeleton face optional too
And yeah looks like absolute shit compared to the original but HEY ITS PLAY-DOH!

So why did a 24 year old make Play-Doh?

I really don't have an answer for you other than it was downright cool

Pretty cool to be like yeah take that HASBRO, I'm talented...sort of

Link up with Steph and Katie for Saw it Pinned it Did it!

 

Lets talk about my ass. I mean, yours....

Girls....

I have to share life changing news

The other day I was totally checking out some girl in the gym. She literally had one of the nicest booty's I have ever seen. I went up and squeezed it and then we had a pillow fight.

No but really, I wanted to ask her how the heck she got it because y'all, it was perfect! So that night, I scoured pinterest for a booty workout. Then I realized I had pinned something months ago, but just never referred to; you know, something all of us do on pinterest.

DROOL!!

The reason I'm sharing this with you is because I honestly hurt from it from Friday afternoon until last night. I think everyone should try it! Every muscle in my ass was aching, but it was a good ache. It was a "oh hell yeah that was a good workout" kind of feeling.

Rather than listing out the entire workout, I thought I would just link you guys to it. It contains 22 exercises for a perfect butt, but some of them include stuff like running/ballet/jumping on a trampoline. I just stuck to the actual workouts and holy moly...you won't be disappointed. I'm going to do this 2 or 3 times a week I think. Check it out heeeree!

Do you guys have any booty workouts?

Do Tell!

Happy HumpDay!

Temper tantrums are not sexy, but balls are {The Facts of Me!}

You know those blogs you stalk daily and find yourself killing yourself laughing to? 

Well, Whitney at "I Wore Yoga Pants" is totally one one of those blogs. 

And I am SO excited to be linking up with her today for The Facts of Me!

Are we ready?

Here are 5 random facts of me!

Numba 1!

I can not only touch my tongue to my nose, but to my elbow 

(which is supposed to be impossible...psych!) 

I actually videod this once. 

For my blog. 

To the tune of "Whats Yo Fantasy" by Ludacris because of the "I wanna li li lick you...." part

Oh, what we do for blogging.

Numba 2!

Some may already know this but,

I am 24 years old and still have full blown temper tantrums

They've taken place in grocery stores because Kurt took fo-eva to pick the perfect microwavable bacon

In Target over pushing a shopping cart

In the car, and I've even kicked the dashboard #BRAT

I just can't control my emotions sometimes, ya know?

And the worst is when you run into your car all cranky amidst a tantrum

And your boyfriend doesn't come chasing after you

Temper tantrum times a zillion!!

Numba 3!

If a job interviewer told me to rap to Twista, Lil Wayne or Busta Rhymes

I'd be a shoe-in

I know this isn't something necessarily to be proud of, but I've perfected my 'fast rap'

And am just about there with the song above...haha

This all started back in middle school when I first heard the song "No Diggity" 

Daaaamnnn that was my jam! Constantly rapped that; not out loud of course

But from then on, I just became obsessed with rap music, and learning to spit my flow

 I mean, I guess that's an interesting fact? Is that wicked lame?

Numba 4! 

I can crack just about everything in my body. You name it!

Neck, back, fingers, ankle, knees, elbow...

I've also never met a person who doesn't laugh and get awkward when I crack my knees

Gymnastics people!!! Mind out of the gutters....

What can you crack?

Numba 5!

I'm an avid golfer!

I have been golfing since I was about 10 years old

And was even captain of my high school golf team

We had collared shirts! And Jackets! Cool Club :-)

Many think it's a boring sport, but it's so rewarding in the end,

to know that you made a tiny ball go into a hole....

oh there are so many dirty, naughty golf jokes I have up my sleeve!

After 18 holes, I can barely walk. Da Dum Dum!

I hope you learned something interesting about yours truly!!

Link up with Whitney!

Happy Tuesday!