Moms in short dresses

Hi friends! 

How was your weekend?

I am depressed to be working on this little holiday we call Columbus Day

So I'll just recap my weekend with y'all!

Do you ever ask yourself if you'll ever get too old to go out dancing with friends? 

The answer should be no

You shall never be too old to go out on the town for a dance

But okay listen.

I went out this past Saturday with friends to this fun bar Sissy K's in Boston.

There was a 21st birthday celebration going on at this specific establishment.

Let's not discuss the birthday girl who wore a thong-flashing dress

But lets discuss her mom who was there with her, in a VERY similar dress!

Dancing on the stage

Giving peace signs for photos

Sticking her tongue out for photos

I'm all for having fun at 50+ years old, but this lady honestly thought she was 21

THEN

She was grinding with the bouncer. Oh My Lanta!

I have to admit, they were clearly having the best time of their life

And I also have to admit my moms been on a table or 2 in the past few years

Never a dull moment in Boston :-)

Santa Speedos and Friday Loves

Last night I registered for the Boston Santa Speedo 1 mile fun run

But then I was sad to see I was put on the wait list because of popularity.

Pshhh what idiots want to run in nothing but a speedo in DECEMBER!?

Apparently everyone in Boston...and moi!

The website specifically says that EVERYONE must wear a speedo/bikini. 

And no thongs. 

DAMNIT.

I'll keep you posted!

*****

Some Friday Loves

Finding old photos

This hair style. Must try it!

The conversation I had with Kurty last night

Me: Would you rather me have saggy boobs or a saggy ass

Kurt: Probably a saggy vag

Just kidding Kurt did not say that

He actually just walked away shaking his head

Well wouldn't YOU wanna know what your significant other preferred?

So you could properly prepare?!

Happy Friday and have the best weekend ever!

642 things to write about

A few months ago I stumbled upon this book at Urban Outfitters. 

Seriously...the front of Urban Outfitters stores always has THE coolest stuff. 

Like that book called Understanding Rap

Did you know that the lyric "trash talk to em' then I put em' in a Hefty"

Means to talk crap to someone so bad they fall and land in a Hefty brand trash bag?

God, I love rap.

Back to this book....642 things to write about. I finally bought it. 

This book is beyond awesome. It literally has 642 things to write about.

Such as

A houseplant is dying. Tell it why it needs to live

Write Facebook status updates for 2017

Write a sex scene you wouldn't show your parents

It kind of prompted me to write one of these a week!

Ya know, to keep the creative juices a flowin'!

Whatcha think?

How do you stay creative?