Friday's Letters: Thanks for the ass shot

Dear Kurt: As I look through various photos of past weekends on the beach, I'd like to personally thank you for the plethora of ass shots I was unaware of...and yeah I saw that super close up of my cheeks. Dear Olympics: Seeing your previews not only makes me SO excited, but it makes me miss gymnastics like whoa. Dear friends: We get a lot of friend time this weekend and I am SO looking forward to it :-) Dear rapper Pusha-T: Okay I like your music, I do...but but your Lil Weezy diss was rude rude rude! Lil Wayne gotchu back HARD. Dear self: When will you realize you're not that gangster?

Happy Friday friends! Link up with Ashley for Friday's Letters

Make it Nasty...at Zumba!

As I type this, I am drinking a glass of wine with frozen berries, thinking about the cake pops I agreed to make for a co-workers birthday, watching Kurt play this absolutely ridiculous stupid annoying stupid game called MineCraft on his computer, and eating my camera lens.

JK about eating it but I am looking through pics.

I don't have all that much to say to y'all. Zumba kicked my ass into kingdom come last night and to be honest I want to curl in a ball and sleep for days. We did this dance to the song MERCY by Kanye West. I think I was sweating from every ounce of my body.

Swoobs. Swass. Swagina

no lie

But really, what's better than a good sweat? To top it off, my instructor has a killer bod and a great attitude that makes me want to just eat, sleep, and dream Zumba and the gym. I mean, look at her!!

That's my Zumba instructor and class! Seriously...if I have any readers from Massachusetts, come take this class. It's an order!  It's one of the best workouts I've ever had. And you can dance. If you know me, you know I love to shake my booty and make it nasty..

Here's a vid a small group of my class did for the website! No I decided not to be on video this day so don't even look for me!!

Have you ever tried Zumba? Do you love it? It's basically my favorite workout! :-)

Beach Bunny

Hi Happy Monday!!

Okay so I went bowling Saturday night and my left ass cheek is so sore. And my right arm. Isn't that so random?

Anyway, yesterday was spent on the boat and at the beach. Getting sun, drinking Skinny Girl out of a Dunkin Donuts cup, pretending I'm in Sports Illustrated (though not nearly as hot...or even close...or at all...), and trying to stick my finger up Kurts bum every hour; a daily occurrence.

Other than that, the weekend was pretty low-key which is fabulous! Besides the argument Kurt and I got into Friday night that caused me to storm out of the house at 11pm and drive aimlessly around while listening to Eminem for 1 hour waiting for Kurt to call me to come back home. 

Ohhhh the lovely stubbornness gene I attained from my mother. But this is another story for another day :-)

Have an amazing day!