Who says pole dancers aren't athletes!?

I tweeted this video a few weeks ago but had to share once more because I was doing some eavesdropping at the gym yesterday (who doesn't!)

A girl was lifting weights next to me and she was FIT! Oh my God. Ripped abs, perfect toned arms, slender legs...basically just an amazing body. She was with a guy who appeared to be training her...he was just as buff! I was creeping their conversation and she was saying she was nervous for her pole dancing competition  this weekend.

I watched her workout INTENSELY...and even stole a few of her moves..shhh! But it got me thinking. I grew up doing gymnastics and some cheerleading, where people would constantly say "that's not a sport," or "you just yell and scream and dress slutty...you're not athletic" WHOA PEOPLE...you try lifting your leg over your head without breaking your hoo-ha!

I'm not saying pole-dancing is a sport (is it??), but these girls are athletic! This video is ahhhh-mazing! And I am jealous. I want to learn to do this! At 1:05-1:08 I had no words.

My college roomies and I had a stripper pole our senior year. Yeah. We got jiggy with it! Not nearly as good as these chicks!

Oyy

Happy Humpday! I'll be on the road for most of Thursday heading to Ohio, but I might just do a lil vloggy vloggy for ya! ;-)

Exciting news for you biddies!

I was such a slacker yesterday and did not blog. But I am back! With some excellent news! :-D

After two months of sitting on my badonk-a-donk applying for job after job while watching Real Housewife re-runs, spending unnecessary money in Sephora, and going to the beach....I FINALLY HAVE A JOB!!

Though it's not EXACTLY what I want to do, it's a job! And I'll gain loads of experience and be able to network! Even though it took me a few days to make my decision, I came to it, and am so so excited. Now I need to make a bee-line to Ann Taylor and re-vamp my executive, classy, chic, career girl look, and cry a little thinking about not wearing sweatpants and giant t-shirts all day.

For about 4 months now, Kurt and I have had a vacation planned to Cedar Point, Ohio at the end of August. But since it might not be cool to start the job and say "oh and by the way, I need three days off the week after I start," we changed our plan and are going THIS weekend. Talk about last second! It's the rollercoaster capital of the world...there was no way we were missing this lil trippy.

And dontcha worry Sabs and Shay...I'm still going to do everything in my power to come to the lonestar state!! :-D

So yes...exciting news goin' on ova heeaa! And one more thing. All of you need to go to Whole Foods and buy this popcorn. Seriously the most delicious popcorn, besides Kettle Corn, that I have EVER tasted!

Happy Tuesday lovebugs!!

Never Have I Ever....

Have you ever played Never Have I Ever? You know...the game where you hold up fingers and you go around the room saying "never have I ever done this..." and if you've done it, you put a finger down. If not, you leave it up. Well, when my friends and I play it, somehow it turns really raunchy and dirty and XXX rated; don't worry, I won't tell you some of the freaky stuff my friends have done...YOWZA!

I thought I'd share some neva have I eva's with you lovely folks, in honor of Thirsty Thursday (because somehow we always played this while pre-gaming)

Never Have I Ever...

SMOKED WEED...I guess I'm a goody two shoes nervous nellie!

TAKEN A SHOT...seriously...never! I physically can't do it...I sip it! But I guess my

 mom and sister were blessed with those genes..as seen here..

TEASED MY HAIR...am I a bad girly girl?!

WORN HEELS TO GO OUT DANCING. I like to be comfy! haha I'll wear heels out to

dinner or to hang at a bar...but if there's the possibility I might be gettin' jiggy with it,

throwin some stanky leg and dougie moves, I need to wear my flats!

 SHHHH...disregard that I always wear the same flats to go dancin! 10$ payless shoes,

they do me good..and they've been drenched in beer, booze, and grossness

So what have YOU never done?! :-D Happy Thursday!!