Barbie without makeup backin that ass up

It's Friday

Can we get a HYFR?

or in the world of Drake..Hell Yeah Effin Right

Cheers to that!! I need this weekend!

I read a story yesterday on what Barbie looks like without makeup

So I thought I'd show myself without makeup

Just kidding. I don't want you all to bash your head into your monitor out of fear

But first there needs to be music, and with that, I'm linking up with Whit-Weezy

I kind of just made that name up---but it's fitting for her back that azz up gangsta link-up!

Apparently this guy wanted to show that Barbie isn't all she's cracked out to be

And so while she may look hot to trot for when she oogles with Ken, she does have a real face!

Is oogles a real word? If not, I basically mean humps

Voila

Pretty crazy, right!?

You go, Barbs. Showing us the real shit!! We knew it was there!

And while on the subject of Barbie, have you ever seen the creator of Barbie's home?!

It's in Santa Monica and it's perfect. A real life Barbie dream house!

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend!

Currently I am...

Stealing this blog idea from my little love, Katie :-)

Laughing at: Myself. I forgot that months and months ago I asked Siri to call me Lil Wayne's Bitch. I blame wine!!

Watching: The Real World Portland. I get majah sucked into The Real World every year, and sure enough, it's the second episode and I'm already screaming at the TV for this one crazy guy being sooooooo mad because a girl has a boyfriend. Buddy, you've known each other for 2 minutes! Clearly passionate... But for real, this girl's nickname is Bird---I already can't stand her!

Loving: This polka dot skirt from J. Crew! It was finally semi-warm enough to wear it to work yesterday! Before you crazy skirt length people go bananas and call me a whore-bag, it is work approp! It just happens to bunch up a bit when I sit my booty down. It's so adorable though. i am looking forward to pairing it with a light pink top once Spring decides to stick around.

Eating: Handfuls upon handfuls of jelly beans. I get weird when it comes to jelly beans. I like to concoct various flavors; I'll put watermelon with coconut and add a touch of mint. I also had to think about what the pink jelly beans tasted like---I always just call them "the pink ones" as if that's a flav!

Wanting: A tattoo. Some days I want one, some days I don't. Some days I want one on my hip, some days I want one on my vajay. Kidding :-) In all honesty, I'm a flipping baby when it comes to pain. I cried when I got my bellybutton piercing, so I can just imagine what will happen if I get inked up! If I did get one, I'm thinking something dainty like this....what do you think?

What are you currently doing right this second?

True Life: I'm a bad girl

I don't mean bad girl like Vanessa Hudgens with her new song about SEX

Really though, have you heard it!? Bye Bye High School Musical 

Anyway!

The other day I found myself watching YouTube video after YouTube video of this girl applying eyeshadow with her Naked palette. I am ashamed to admit that since getting that palette from Santa, I still have yet to properly learn how to use it!

I kind of just smear it on with an eyeshadow brush and pray to the makeup Gods it looks half decent.

It got me thinking though...

I am such a bad girl!!!

Here's why...

I can't properly blow-dry my hair

This is serious. I have round brushes, combs, regular brushes

I try so hard to do the round brush thingy to make it all bouncy and full

F is for FAIL!

I actually did it kind of correct once, and then Kurt and I went to dinner and it rained.

I have resorted to just air blowing it until it looks like a nest, then I straighten it all prettyful

I don't really know how to put makeup on 1000% correctly

 The Sephora Gods did this

These two lovebirds did my makeup this night!

Again, I wish I knew how to do it to give myself different looks!

I know the basics, but can I do my own smokey eye? HAAYYLLLL No!

And to keep the makeup theme...don't kill me girls.

I've washed my makeup brushes maybe 5 times in my life

A) I am wicked lazy!

B) I don't know the proper routine?

C) I'm still alive aren't I? I don't have random limbs growing from my face
D) Convince me?!

I've never gotten fit properly for a bra

Listen..I'm not bouncing around the block with double D's

So I can kind of...guess...what size I might be?

So I buy it, and then get home and BOOM..it's not right!

I'm secretly nervous for the Victoria Secret lady to see me naked

Does that happen? Do you get naked to get bra fitted?

I don't really like coffee!

I guess this more or less just makes me a bad human

All my friends like to "go out for coffee"

And there I am, either not going...or drinking tea...which ain't so bad!

At least I don't have a horrible addiction that I turn into a wild baboon if I don't drink one!

So spill it!

Does anything make you a bad girl?

Or guys...if you're reading? Which you're not....

But if you are....are you bad at anything?

Can you hold your own wee wee to use the bathroom?