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2.28.2012

Why do girls do what they do?

Being a girl comes with its fair share of unexplainable stuff.

I'm not sure a guy will ever quite understand why girls need to look at  themselves if they walk by a mirror, a tinted car window or a storefront window. 

Or I'm not sure a guy will ever quite understand why we need to try clothes on multiple times before deciding to buy it.

I have some weird things I do myself:

After I put on stretchy pants to work out, I look at (and usually squeeze)
my butt as if I'm testing out the pants (pshh, ALL OF Y'ALL do that!)

I usually dance in bathrooms if I find myself alone 
I dance while I brush my hair in the morning

I could go on about how Kurt won't throw away a pair of boxers with a GIGANTIC hole in them "because they're just so soft Erica I can't throw them out. It needs to breathe down there."

Do you have anything quirky that you do that might seem weird to others!?

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2.27.2012

Store Discrimination!?

Happy Monday friends! :-)

A few years ago, my parents talked about buying a new Chevy Suburban. A new Suburban probably runs at about $60,000 or more. The day my dad decided to buy one, he went into the dealership straight from work. He's an interior decorator/painter/carpenter extraordinaire, so he was wearing painters pants, a dirty shirt, a dirty hat, and probably smelled from working all day.

But he did have a reason for this! And this blog post does have a point. See, my parents have bought their fair share of cars from their fair share of hoity toity, snobby, 10+ years experience sales guys.


So this particular day, he wanted those snobby, experienced sales men to see this dirty, grungy man walk in, and hand him over to one of the new, inexperienced car salesman; probably because they didn't think he'd be buying a brand new car. That's exactly what happened. My dad bought the car, and the new guy walked away with a nice commission.

I think about that story my dad's told me a lot. Because it's true. We do judge people based on appearance. I've walked into Hot Topic in J-Crew clothes and aren't asked to be helped at all. Today I went into Ann Taylor looking like a slothy mc slother wearing leggings and an old sweatshirt...not the pretty blouses and pencil skirts that the employees were wearing. No one said a word to me! I took note of this because I saw another woman walk in, dressed to the nines, and she was greeted right away!

I'm not saying that it was because we were dressed differently, but sometimes I do feel as though businesses judge you according to your looks; which isn't really fair! Oh sheesh now I probably sound bratty. I'm only speaking from experience! Am I the only one who thinks this?

And hey, I did walk out with this pretty little number!


Happy Monday!

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2.22.2012

Look at that booty

Mood music...trust me.


Today I was going to share some pictures from my little trip to Mont Tremblant but as I was looking through them again, my eye was drawn to one photo:


Excuse me. Last I checked I didn't have an ass like that...

I turned my laptop to Kurt.

"Kurt look at this picture"
"WOW look at your ass!! God I love that thing..."

Okay honestly where did this come from? It must have been the way I was standing because although I have SOME ass, I definitely don't have THAT ASS 24/7.

Then I did this because I'm weird:

 Clearly I am no photoshop professional haha

Look at how flexible my arm is! It curves ;-)

Have you ever looked at a picture of yourself and thought WOW where did that booty come from? Or where did those bubbies come from? Ca-Razy.

Happy Hump-Day!



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