I Confess: A few weird things I do

I'm going to be a major copy cat and copy two pretty lil bloggers, Carissa and Ashley, and do a lil confessional for all ya'll!

Let me just preface this post with I am eating a Kit Kat and its 8:45 in the morning.

the top of my hair does not look like that in person...weird..

PS. If I was an Orange County housewife, I wouldn't have those wrinkles in my forehead..but can you imagine making silly faces and not having a single wrinkle in your face?

Kurt washed our gigantic fleece blanket that we use on the couch. He washed it over a week ago. I took it out of the laundry and immediately pushed it to my face and smelled the deliciousness of DOWNY. As I was wrapping myself up in it, I noticed a dryer sheet fell out. I ignored it. Yup, I did! And I just picked it up yesterday...a whole week later! Am I the only one that does this?

I like to stuff my fist into boxes of cereal and just eat from the box. Don't worry, it's my own cereal box, I'm not sharing. But if I'm hungry or want a little snack-a-roo, I'll do it.

 
After I get dressed to go to the gym, I'll booty shake in my little workout shorts to make sure that when I am running and/or working out, my butt won't come out of my shorts...it's like a little test run.

The other night at the mall I heard this girl on her phone legit SCREAMING obscenities to her boyfriend about how he apparently was talking to this girl and she was going to go and have sex with this guy Ronnie, blah blah. I walked over the this kiosk near her and pretended to be interested in the ugly jewelry jut so I could listen to her. Nosy? I think so!

 I'm 22, almost 23, and still have temper tantrums. Here's one happening while hiking down Mount Washington.

I think this is weird. I like to intentionally annoy my boyfriend. I get such a rise out of...pushing his buttons and just doing weird things to him that make him feel uncomfortable. For example, we'll be in the grocery store or in a clothing store and I'll go up to him and start dancing on him or doing ballet moves around him to call attention to him.

pardon my hideous face.

What weird things do you do?

Fun times in Forever 21

Did you guys miss me yesterday? I was feeling on the crappy side so I basically stayed in bed ALL DAY. But I'm back for ya!

So I need your help with something. I bought this dress from Ann Taylor Loft last week.

photo via Ann Taylor Loft

I'm in love! However, I cannot freakin' find a pair of shoes to go with it. One day I want pumps, another day I want sandals, another day I want strappy sandals.

So I went to the mall the other night with Kurt, in search of some shoes. I scoured Nordstroms, Aldo, and Nine West but did not find anything I wanted! Then, I ventured into Forever 21. Now, I have this view of Forever 21. It's one of those stores I go into if I need something I'll wear once, or if I'm just looking for cute shirts. The reason for this is because I literally CANNOT BREATHE in that store. There are too many clothes! Too much stuff to look at! Too much stuff on the floor! But I had to show you guys these shoes.

Really? What are those? They look like a jacked up Holland wooden clog. If anyone owns these, I'm so so sorry.

Then I found these babies. That's where you guys come in. Do you think they will go with my dress? Are they too hooker-ish?

Sweet outfit, Erica.

I've bought one pair of shoes from Forever 21..they were a pair of flats and 3 weeks later there was a hole in the sole..so technically I got my money's worth because they were only $7.00. But these shoes are $25.00. What do you think!? Suggestions!?

Then we ventured over to the jewelry and sunglasses and had fun.

He is not amused!

Toodles! :)

So you wanna see my weekend in pictures?

Monday Schmonday...but hey, it's 70 degrees so I AINT COMPLAININ'

Friday night, Kurt decided to put his nerdiness into OVERDRIVE and set up some stuff for computer programming..he's trying to develop a game for his Droid. I sat there and tried to figure out what all the codes and numbers meant..I failed.

Saturday we went to America's Most Beloved Ballpark..Fenway Park!

Though the Sox lost to the Yankees, it was still an awesome game to be at!

Saturday night was one of my friends birthdays so we decided to put on our skankalicious clothes and hit the club in Boston! So I was told we were going to this club in Boston called Tequila Rain. I'd never been but was pretty 'cited. So one of my other friends texts me during the day and tells me to read reviews of Tequila Rain on Yelp. So I did:

• The clientele makes me weep for humanity.
• Well hello there, Cancun. Didn't know you relocated to Massachusetts.  
• Yes, most people in this place have herpes and refuse to pronounce their "R"s. 
• Its just one giant, cheesy, sweaty, fraternity party.

Needless to say, I was both frightened and excited. In the end though, it ended up being a freakin BLAST! We had so much fun and I only got hit on by like 25 dudes. No biggie.

Sunday Kurt and I hit the driving range and I stalked a child. No lie.

Can you see him!? In his little striped shirt? He was so freakin cute and I almost cried out of cuteness for his little tiny golf clubs.

Oh then we went to Bertucci's for pizza and salad and I colored!

Chef Tina! I don't care how old I am, but coloring is so much fun! Plus, I'm much better at it than I was when I was like 3.

Hope you all had a great weekend!