Pregnant in the spotlight!

Sometimes I wonder if I could ever be a celebrity constantly followed around. I was watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians the other day and they were talking about Kim's baby. Wait first, did y'all hear about Bruce Jenner apparently wanting to become a woman? Who knows if it's true but even though that family is wacky, I can't stop watching.

When Kim was pregnant, she spent almost an entire episode trying to figure out how she's going to get to the hospital when she's in labor, how she can sneak out, etc. IMAGINE?! I mean, I know my neighborhood will be stalking me when I'm leaving my house to go to the hospital, but that's only because I'll be screaming bloody murder and ordering my husband around to make sure he packed everything up.

I came across this artist who depicted KimYe's life with baby North and literally DIED. I had to show you all. I can't get over how much this guy looks like Kanye either!

Source!

Does that fake boob milk thing really exist for men to wear? Or Women?!

On that note, I have to leave you with a tease. I have something suupppper dee duuuper exciting to share this week! No it has nothing to do with lil babies BUT...it's pretty damn fantastic!

Hot momma looking for sexy shovelers

I'll be honest. Sometimes I creep around Craigslist just to look for humorous things. I am sad to admit I missed this post, but thankful someone else found it and posted it so I could share with you.

Last night and into today, we got about a foot of snow. And then last night, some person's mom from my home town, posted this on Craigslist. I about DIED reading it.

How chocolate and a hot tub? Why can't I come, Paula?

All I have to say is mom, I hope you're not going under the alias of Paula. 

Happy Shay-Day!

I'm currently nursing a really weird pain in my wrist. Carpel Tunnel?! I have no idea. It could be that I held my hand on a mouse yesterday for almost the entire day. It HURTS! But regardless, it's a looong weekend that is looong overdue :-) But onto more important things....

Today is a reaaaaallly special day. Here's why!

It's Miss Shalyn's birthday!

I cannot TELLL you how thankful I am to have this girl in my life! From her snapchats of her singing songs/rapping/talking to her pets, to her hilarious stories, her reassuring words when you're feeling down, her kind and loving soul, and the fact that she can turn anyones bad day upside down.

I hope you have the most amazing day ever! You deserve it! GO CRAZY! Put your out of office on, dance in your underwear, eat a cupcake with no hands, and be FABULOUS! Love you Shalyn! I wish I was in Austin to celebrate with you!!