{Video!} Frio River Shenans are back!

Holy Moly Bajoleeeyyy!! 

I think I've watched this video over 10 times in 1 hour. 

When I was in Texas, I shot over 100 different videos (f'real Erica?!?) and finally compiled them into a 5 minute snip-it of an AMAZING vacation with AMAZING people. I really just need to let the video explain the amount of fun we had. It makes me cry happy and sad tears to watch this! We had a BLAST!!!

What you missed because it was too X-Rated for the video/blog:

1) Lots of dry humping plastic bats, chairs, beer cans and people

2) Ass shots (girls AND guys)

3) Explicit hand and mouth motions

Ugh!!! I will forever embed this video into my mind! 

There are no words to how spectacular this week was. 

I love all of these people!

To the Frio River in 2014!! :-)

High waisted long crotch shorts to back that ass up in

You guys...Massachusetts is a sauna. A sweatbox. The Sahara Desert. Death Valley. A man's crotch area. Any other wicked hot place. I've contemplated stripping down to nothing for the walk from my car to the office. However, I do love this weather and I can't complain---I just wish I wasn't sitting in an office for it! On that note, a few things on my mind as of late for this hot Friday.

I really HATE the high waisted shorts trend. I'm sorry! I don't care if you are as skinny as a pinky finger, I will constantly look at your fupa area. Something about them just makes that area look so long and weird; the long zipper, the long crotch area, you know!?Also most girls have them so high I can see their cheeks...and not the one's on their face ;-)

I've been looking at a bookmarked recipe of Mac and Cheese with bacon and caramelized onions for weeks now. Literally staring at it, hoping the flavor bounces off the page into my mouth which is sitting here wide open. I can only imagine the amount of calories and fat in that bowl of foodgasm, but at the same time I'm all like "who is this foodie genius and why shouldn't I make this? YOLO"

 I've been bumpin' to this jam recently. It's so so good to work out to! Gets me going!

I've also said crotch twice in this post. Yeeeeesh.

Link up with Whitney and back that ass up! :-)
Happy Weekend!

Pregnant with Lil Wayne's babies

I was listening to the radio yesterday morning about obsessive, stalker celebrity fans and the great lengths they go. Let's just say, one girl went above and beyond to convince her husband get cosmetic surgery to look like George Clooney #Scary

I wouldn't say I'm an obsessive stalker of celebs (okay I MAY have found the NJ Housewives addresses and made Kurt drive around to see them), but I do have my loves; Lil Wayne is a given. I was jamming to Wayne at the gym and wondered what our children would look like.

Presenting...my children. With Dwayne Carter.

Our son...

And our daughter...

Starting early with fluffy Beats by Dre headphones

I know...they're beautiful what can I say? Then there's Kurt and I's child.

Hmm....something tells me I must have had an affair with Ron Weasley because neither Kurt or I have red hair. I still think my cherubs from Lil Wayne are way cuter--sorry Kurty ;-)

This is also a little reminder to myself I get to see him in concert in less than a month. I better get mah grill ready!