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3.14.2013

That time I bought my friend a horse head mask

My 2 bff's from forever and I have a very funny, silly relationship. I've blogged about it before.


We've been friends since pre-school (for real!!) and I just can't even describe our relationship.

So the other day when I saw a YouTube video of someone wearing a horse mask like this...


I just knew one of my friends needed one...but who?

My friend Cristina (middle in the picture) was the perfect candidate
She was just in Florida this past week, and just recently bought a house
so I figured it was the perfect welcome home gift to be at her doorstep

It arrived last night, and thank the LORD for Amazon not having a return label name



I LOST it.
My friend Liz and I were texting separately killing ourselves laughing
I then successfully played dumb


At this point I couldn't breathe, and she wouldn't put it on her head
Probably because she feared it was a rendition of The Godfather or something
So I sent her a screen shot of my Amazon recent orders




Minus the fact that this horse head
A) Has pube-like hair on its head
B) Has a "I'm getting pleasured" facial expression
C) Freaks the heck out of her cat

I think it's pretty effing awesome.
Imagine the possibilities of this horse mask head?
At the bank..gas station...at the club shaking that thang
Or...my wedding night?


Endless possibilities
And only $24
Happy Thursday!

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3.08.2013

Have you ever been drunk in the kitchen backin that ass up?

I wasn't going to blog today.
Why?
Well, for starters, my blogger has been a pain in my A the past week.
Just going around doing it's thing like it owns the place.

So alas, I woke up today and it worked!
Have you ever been drunk in the kitchen?


And I don't mean drunk just, sitting in your kitchen
I mean drunk while cooking
To produce mass destructions like this beast from hell


Ya.
Let's just say I face planted into that cake like a boss because I sure as heck wasn't serving THAT!

Anyway, the point of this is because last night I killed myself laughing watching this YouTuber
My friend sent me this link because he knows I love to cook/bake
So I had to share
This girl has a series called "My Drunk Kitchen"
And holy moly, she is hilarious


Butter Up!
And watch her! You will love it I promise

I'm also linking up with Whitney from I Wore Yoga Pants To Work
I wish I was wearing Yogas right now, but they're in the wash
I'm wearing Kurts sweatpants that produce a bulge that makes me look like I have a wee wee.

Her linkup is pretty amazing, Back That Azz Up Friday
Where you insert a jam of your choice at the end of your post!
LOVE IT!
Perfect way to begin the weekend!

While I may come across as sweet and innocent to some,
If there's one thing I hold, it's an inner gangsta
I mean, I've followed Lil Wayne to 3 of his concerts..


This is seriously one of my favorite songs
It' always on my workout playlist to get me amped up
You can't beat Ludacris!

Link Up!
Happy Weekend!

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3.07.2013

I'm not a playa I just crush a lot

And by crush, I mean on certain bloggers

Okay so let's see
When I started blogging, I had no idea one day it would become THIS
This world of amazing people
Inspiring
Hilarious
Relatable

If I listed out ALL my crushes, y'all would be here FOREVER!
I read so many blogs and love so many bloggers on here
You can see some of them in my Daily Reads section up thurr! ^

Okay but first I need to be biased, and well, my top favorite blog crushes have to be the lovely ladies that I've had the chance to meet, stay up till 4am talking with, dressing up as baby princesses, riding in cabs with sketchy men who want to orgy with us, and you know, that sort of stuff :-)


HOLY MOLY!
You girls are outright amazing. Each and every one of you
I can't even put it into words!! (without writing a flipping novel lol)
And my relationships with y'all make me so happy and make me come back here every day!
I still can't believe I've had this amazing chance to get to know you!

AH! Okay, now that I'm all sappy, let's get to some more fabulous people, shall we?


I stumbled across this gorgeous gal just recently and let's just say,
I was totally THAT GIRL who went and read back months of posts #stalker
This girl is downright hilarious and just so down to Earth!
I mean, her vlog on her News Anchor hair had me rolling
Go check her out now!

My little Xtina!
Let's just say, I want to meet this girl like yesterday
I found Christina I think right around when I started blogging
And I was totally a lurker. Until one day I noticed her blogging about Lil Wayne
And it was love at first comment
I love her writing style, she's inspiring, and her collection of colored pants makes me ENVIOUS!!

This girl is traveling the world with her boyfriend
And basically if I say anything else I will get more jealous
I want to do this!
Okay but in all honesty, she is insanely hilarious
And a lil hot tottie!
for realsies!

Run With Me
This girl is the sweetest little muffin you'll ever see
She runs like the wind! As in, wakes up at the crack of dawn an runs 1000 miles--INSPIRING?
I've been dying to get my butt to Atlanta to meet her because basically,
I know we would be besties :-)
Oh and she has also the CUTEST accent known to man
GO. To her! Now!




Who is hosting this amazing link-up
THANK YOU!
She is one of my daily reads, and I'm embarrassed to say...
I stalked her for a good few months before commenting
She always either makes me smile, feel happy, inspired, 
and generally GOOD about myself and about life!

I can't wait to read everyone's crushes..and to find more amazing ladies.
Link up with Erin!

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