Naked Bieber and a special day for Shay

Can we first get a HEELLLLL YEAAAH for it just about being Friday?

That means it's almost a long weekend.

Holy amazing

Okay so I was about to tell you guys a story when I burst out laughing looking up at my Safari search bar from my most recent search from last night. Okay I'll let you see.

If you can't read that, it says

"Justin Beiber naked pics leaked"

I mean, that was totally Kurt that was looking that up I swear

I actually forgot I was looking that up

It stemmed from someones Facebook post that showed they looked at a naked Beeba article

You know those people? Who click on porn links that are actually viruses

But then you have to laugh when they obviously clicked them and we can all see that they did?

Yeah it was that, and I said to myself

"hmm, I mean I am curious what he looks like naked"

SUE ME! 

I never really found them, and from what I did find, 

let's just say....he can't be that big

ONTO MORE IMPORTANT NEWS!!

Today is ShayBayBay's special day because...

It's her BIRTHDAY!!

I can't even begin to express how happy I am to know such a booootyful person both inside and out

To Shalyn, aka Shay, aka ShayBayBay..

Happy Birthday!!

I so wish we could be riding a bull together in Texas tonight to celebrate

Soon my love!!

You should also pop over to my love Sabrina's page
as she put together something utterly AMAZING for Shay!!

Hope today is the most amazing day ever!!

Wedding Jibber Jabber

Remember that time I've almost dated my boyfriend for 20 years? Actually almost 6, but it feels like a 20! I mean, we know what makes each other happy, I know how to push his buttons, I know his favorite foods, I help him pick out outfits, I know his crap schedule. TMI? Maybe....

Lately I've been bit by the wedding bug. I find myself straying to the Pinterest wedding pics more often than not to see what's out there as far as style and theme, but to be honest, I'm never sure when I'm ready to get married. SHOCKER!!

I'm almost halfway to 50, and I just feel like there are many more things in life I want to do before Kurt and I start arguing over whether we want a wrap-around porch, a built in pool, or an entire house controlled by a remote control. Wait....we already have that last one. Did you know our apartment lights are controlled by one single clicker? #NerdVilleUSA.

I'm not saying we won't be able to do fun stuff when we get married, because seriously, have you seen this couple? Inspir-freakin-ational! I strive to be like them, for real. But you guys, this bibble babble is all stemming from this diagram I saw yesterday at work of a cost of a wedding and post-wedding. I threw myself into our office paper shredder after seeing that. How do people do it?

Enough of my sappy blabbering, but seriously, I need some advice! Until then, I notice myself pinning the same type of wedding dresses. What do y'all think of these?

For some reason I'm completely drawn to the open back look

I think it's elegant mixed with beauty...too slutty?

And let's be serious...any wedding dress that doesn't allow me to Dougie simply won't do

Happy Tuesday!

True Life: I'm dating a techy and I feel old

Last night I was sitting there listening to Kurt grunt and groan and make ugly faces while he drives an ATV around a beach shooting islanders in this new video game he is addicted to.

 Let's not get excited, I know our apartment is clean and beautiful enough for HGTV

I mean, I was sitting there in a sexy ensemble equipped with fishnet tights, high heels, and my makeup done all sex-pot, and all he is paying attention to is this game. Wait. I just got up and shook my booty for him. All he said was hubba hubba....then leaned forward as an intense part of the video game was occurring.

Okay I really didn't just do any of that, but I have before.

I also was able to get these pics because I lied and told Kurt I was playing with my camera

Anyway, I'm in a random mood so I thought I would tell you some random thoughts.

My friend Ryan sent me an article about foods we will never eat again.

Remember 3D Doritos?

Fabulous. I used to stuff like 10 in my mouth at once

Then after that I would stuff 10 3D Doritos in my mouth

And Surge Soda?

170 calories FOR REAL??

Sometimes I think living in the 2000's is not as fun as living in the 1990's was.

I mean yeah, I might not be here talking to all of you, but I really 

wish I was still drinking Surge and popping 3D Doritos in my mouth like they're nothing.

I went on a nostalgic journey last night and then cried myself to sleep.

Then I saw this

And this

Do you remember when Facebook looked like this? HOLY CRAP YES.....

Okay I've done enough ranting.

But one more thing....

1990 was 23 years ago.

Me circa 1990

Happy Hump Day everyone!

Go do something 80's or 90's today :-)