By the time you read this...

I will be well on my way to Canada, EH?!

So for Kurt's birthday, which isn't until next week, I got him a lil ski trip to probably one of the most picturesque ski mountains in the East!

Mont Tremblant in Quebec! Oui Oui! J'ai besoin de traiter mon francais. Aka, I need to brush up on my French!

Au Revoir my lovelies! :-)

An innapropriate conversation

Hi party people! I've missed you all so much!

So today I was going to blog about something meaningful and mushy but got sidetracked...I'll save that for another day because TODAY, I just felt like sharing a weird conversation Kurt and I have from time to time. Mainly because we were just having a similar conversation yesterday.

Note to any sensitive readers I may or may not have, this is purely joking. So sometimes Kurt and I have conversations like this:

Me: Would you still love me the exact same if one day I just grew a penis

Kurt: No because you would have a penis and I like girls

Me: But I'd still be ME

Kurt: Yeah...with a penis

Or...

Me: Okay...what if one day I was involved in this horrible accident where I 

got sprayed with chemicals and gases that caused me to grow a penis...

Kurt: No

Me: But it's non-functional...it's just THERE

Kurt:  No...it's still a penis

Or sometimes I get really bad...

Me: What if I had a terminal illness that in order for me to stay 

alive the doctors had to sew a penis onto me

Kurt: Because then you would be a dude and I like girls

Me: But if it's the only means of survival

Kurt: It's not

Not that I need to explain myself, but I have zero issues/problems with anyone who is in the LGBT group so don’t scold me! This is just my weird self being weird.

Before you're quick to judge, which I know most of you are, I really don't want to grow a penis all of a sudden to test Kurt's love for me. I just think having weird conversations like this are fun! I like to keep things interesting! Plus, in 30 years when I re-read this, I'll question my life back then.

Happy Tuesday!

That time I was so dumb

Today I just felt like sharing a quick funny story because my family and I were talking about it last night!

Once upon a time, in 8th or 9th grade, one of my classes was having a discussion about Euthanasia. You know...intentionally ending someone's life in order to free them of pain. However, I must have only been half paying attention.

So at the end of class, my teacher told us she wanted us to write a paper by the end of the week on Euthanasia and its effects, etc etc. As soon as we got out of class, I panicked! I hadn't paid attention at all (rebel without a cause). Someone in class told me we were to write a paper on Euthanasia. Still, I panicked.

I went to the library that night and got all sorts of books and looked up articles and stories online and everything I could.

So what was the problem? Well since I hadn't been paying attention...like, AT ALL, I ended up researching and writing a paper on the YOUTH IN ASIA. Aka....kids in Asia. Yup. I'm dumb.

I wrote about how there were laws in China about families only having one child to prevent over-population, gender imbalance, and anything else that related to the YOUTH IN ASIA. My teacher said she laughed so hard she couldn't fail me. But since I didn't do it right, I ended up with a C on the paper. I'll take it!

So I wish I could tell you I'm making this up...sadly, I am not. 

Go ahead. Laugh! 

I do! And so does everyone else that knows this story! 

And I promise you I did graduate high school with honors! I'm not a real dummy!

Now, all of y'all know :-)