Words from my lovely boyfriend, Kurtis Jackson.
Okay so his name is Kurt not Kurtis, and his last name is not Jackson, but Kurtis Jackson is the name of 50 cent and 50 cent is a certified GANGSTA!! Just like Kurt. ;-)
Do not worry. Kurt does not usually dress this way. Halloween--Lil Weezy. Holler
Sharing a bed with me is a PRIVILEGE. As Kurt will explain ;-)
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So it seems that all these other blog-o-sphere bfs/husbands have been writing about their favorite people. YOUR MAKING THE REST OF US LOOK BAD! I can’t write about the lady on the train i met the other day who talked about hardcore sex and drugs, so I will have to go with my second choice, the lovely Erica!
When we moved into our apartment last year, we decided to put our bed in the middle of the room... We each had our side, she never had to climb over me, and she never wanted to sleep on my side. Fast forward to August. She begs and pleads to move the room around so the bed can be against a wall because as she put it, "I love sleeping against a wall!" So 11pm on a Tuesday night, I finally give in and we re-arrange the room. For a few weeks, we are at peace. Life is good. After a few weeks go by, she decides she wants to sleep on my side. The outside.
Now, when she sleeps, she is a complete bed hog. Covers, mattress, EVERYTHING. So I like to sleep on outside so instead of being stuffed against a wall, I can hang half off the bed and still be able to breath.
Recently though, she has been asking to sleep on my side more and more often, leaving me to suffer against the wall. OH and did I mention the sea of stuffed animals? Not just 1 or 2 or 5 or 10. More like 20-30 - and i think they are breeding.
(These are just a few!!)
So quick math. Erica takes up nearly a full 3/4 of the bed. Stuffed animals take another 1/4 (and there’s no negotiating, they cannot be removed). So this leaves poor Kurt with only several inches of space at most.
So to prevent this abuse, I have been trying my best to sleep on the outside. Last Wednesday night; I go to sleep on the outside. When I wake up IM AGAINST THE WALL!!??! Not sure how that happened...
Luckily, she knows I love her dearly - and that stealing where I sleep won’t stop that. :-)