Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

People...Work has been kicking my butt and all I wanna do when I get home is lay on my fat bum bum and watch reality shows and eat food. I have been a bad blogger! But don't you worry...I am back!!

So this past weekend I went to the big NYC!

I'm sorry...but who in their RIGHT FRIGGEN MIND has enough money to live in New York City? Please give me your jobs...because I am envious. There is nothing I want more in this little thing called life than to live in NYC for at least one year. I want to feel the fabulousness that is Sex and the City.

Kurt and I lived life. We went to a rooftop bar in the city that overlooked the Empire State Building. We got 10 dollar beers and 20 dollar martini's and said "fuck it, it's NYC who cares!" Sorry for the orangey pics...there were heat lamps all over! Ya know, to keep the swagga warm.

Then we got into a night club illegally! Okay well we walk in, and see it's $40 EACH for cover charge. Whatever, we blame the fact that its NYC and everyone is fabulous and wiping their bums in $100 bills.

So we walk towards the ticket booth and this bouncer whispers "hey...come here." We go, and he says he can give us 2 tickets into the club for just $40. Kurt asks for him to show us the tickets and they look legit.

Meanwhile, I'm shaking in my boots thinking this is a scam and he's gonna see if we buy into it and then we are locked in fabulous jail. But nope, he lets us in for $40 and pockets the money for himself. Sneaky lil dude! But we were happy.

It was a jungle theme night and let me tell you. New Yorkers have no shame. I saw a girl in a glittery bra shaking her groove thang with her ass cheeks hanging out. DAMN GIRL

Needless to say, NYC still has my heart and I am dying to live there. I LOVE NY!

Oh and just in case you want some more fabulous-ness, I'm at one of my blog besties Sabrina's today talking about that one time I was promiscuous. Yep you heard right!

I slang in my white tee, I bang in my white tee

Why are guys' clothes SO much comfier than girls? I mean sure we want to squeeze our legs into tight jeans and put on a sexy top to hit the town, but at the end of the day, nothing feels better than putting on something big and soft to let it all hang free.

Enter appropriate music:

So I have this T-shirt that Kurt and I dubbed "My Big White T."  Enter Big White T

A few months ago,Kurt's mom sent him some plain white shirts to wear under his dress shirts for work. Wait...why is his mom sending him shirts FROM NEW JERSEY when he is completely capable of buying them himself?! Yeah. #MommasBoy. Anywho, she sent him size XL Long. Have you seen my boyfriend? Sure he's tall, about 6'2, but he does not need XL Long!

It was then that I was like...I need those shirts and I need them now.  So they became mine. And now I wear them like nightgowns. And if bunched up, it could make a cute short dress huh?

K maybe not haha! 

So there you have it..my Big White T. I wear it while getting ready to go out, I wear it to bed,  and sometimes I take it off in the middle of the night to snuggle with (true story!)

Plus it makes me feel all fuzzy and gangster inside because Weezy wears White T's! And Weezy is just a fine ass mother effer.

Screw sexy, lacy, constricting lingerie! I'd rather wear my White T ;-)

Little Tit-Bits of Happiness

Yes that says tit bits..I noticed after I finished the post but thought it was too weird and random and funny to fix!!

Climbing into bed with an already sleeping boyfriend who, without 

waking up or knowing what he's doing, helps me into bed and snuggles me :-)

These cookie dough bowls. Um who the hell was this genius!?

Big jugs of Sangria. Actually it's not a jug..more of a glass, but the phrase "big jugs" just made me die laughing

Drinking tea on cold days

Taking random pics and texting them to friends

And receiving awesome pics and texts from friends

 It's always fun receiving pics from this blondie!

And receiving amazing text chats that talk about boob leakage...

Ya gotta enjoy the little things in life :) Because sometimes, the smallest things can turn any crappy day into a magnificent day!

Happy Monday!