Dancin' in da clubs

In preparation for Texas to see Shay-Baby and Sabby Fresh, I have been working on my dance moves to show to the big ole LoneStar State. Okay so I really haven't been practicing, BUT, at Zumba the other night, it got me thinking about all the different dances there are out there...and how many there are that I want to learn!

At Zumba, we dance to hip hop, salsa, latin, belly dancing, and country. When I'm out with my friends, I can safely say that these dance moves usually bust out of me at one point in the night.

The Crip (though not to this amazing extent!)

The Stanky Leg...extra stanky!

This move starting at the 2:45 mark (only when I've had more than one cocktail heh!)

And of course the Dougie...I mean, who wouldn't want to do that dance? It's so fun!

One dance I'd love to learn though, is the country 2 step. I love to do the cotton eye joe (hello 8th grade dances!!) haha! So I really want to learn that. Maybe in Texas I'll become a boot kickin' champ who knows! ;-)

What are some dances you like to do or want to learn?

Flashing the White Mountains

This weekend we flashed the White Mountains in New Hampshire.

(So I might have been the only one who didn't actually flash haha!) Gotta be my good girl side bustin' out ;-)

If you've never been to the White Mountains in New Hampshire, you seriously have to go. One word. BREATHTAKING! I mean, if you live in the south it might take 20 hours to get there, but I promise you'd be amazed.

This lil trippy trip was spontaneous. One of my college roommates called me last week and said "hey, wanna come up to my condo for the night on Saturday?" I sure do! So 4 of us hit the open road and off we went! We went to some of the bars up there Saturday night.

Now, the White Mountains bars ain't no Boston bars. We danced with some good old hicks and had the best time! Plus I had a goblet of Sauvingon Blanc. Not sure why I chose wine in a brewery, but I just felt like feeling like a classsy beeyotch ;-)

We ended our little rendez-vous with the most adorable little breakfast place on Sunday morning where I mowed down on an omelette and home fries while looking at a tree sprouting phallic symbols!

AND THEN... to top off the weekend, I received a nice little photo message from my sister who had a bunch of friends over the house for the weekend. Two of them slept in my bed and my sister Lauren thought it'd be HILAR to send me this lil photo of them in MY bed:

Flashing, phallic symbols, and faux-doing the deed pics. All in all, a pretty good weekend ;-)

Hot or Not?!

Do you have any celebrity crushes that make people wonder WHY you think they're hot?

People make fun of me for some of the celebrities I think are hot, sexy, smokin' panty droppers. I'll let you guys be the judge.

Rick Ross aka Ricky Rosez aka Rick Ross the Boss aka I need to shut my trap

I think I just find his voice sexy. I tell Kurt all the time I think he's on fiya and all he has to say is "what?? he's big and fat and not attractive at all!" Pshh, whatever. He also couldn't be anymore opposite than Kurt.

Snoop Dogg aka the D O double drizzle

Like...how PIMP is he?! And his voice? Makes my knees weak! I've always been a fan of him. I like tall guys. He's tall. Therefore he is a looker in my eyes. I don't smoke weed but for some reason he looks so hot smoking. Am I right or am I right?

Billy Bob Thornton aka the best looking old man

 

MMM MMMM MMM. Bad Santa anyone? He's right up there with Hugh Laurie and Johnny Depp. Though I think more people think those two are attractive than Billy Bob. Plus I think the name Billy Bob is just amazing. I think I might just name my son Billy Bob, and my daughter Billie Joe. Then I'll move to Montana.

It makes me want to cry typing this next name...

Lil Wayne aka Weezy aka Weezy F Baby aka Lil Tunechi

Everyone constantly tells me it look like he climbed out from under a rock. PSSHH! Whatevs! He could slap me with those dreads any day he wants! I don't think I need to further express my love for him anymore ;-)

So what celebs do you find attractive that others really don't agree with?!