Have you ever been in a girl fight?

I'm catching up on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge and can't get over the amount of cat fights the girls partake in. One of the girls involved in a fight was like "I'm from Houston, WATCH OUT! She don't wanna mess with me. I will fuck her up." Okay, miss thang.

Listening to this song while writing this post just gets me SO AMPED I could punch a bitch. Just kidding, I couldn't hurt a fly! But it did put me in the mood.

I've never been in a girl fight for two reasons.

1) I am too much of a baby to fight someone 

2) I avoid confrontation LIKE THE PLAGUE

I've only been in one instance where it could have resulted in a possible girl fight. Freshman year of college I was hanging out with this guy in his room. We were working on a science project that we were assigned to work on together. He was texting a lot while we were working, and he told me it was his girlfriend. I thought nothing of it until all of a sudden he said "uh oh...you'd better leave right now." Suddenly I was scared.

I asked him why I had to leave and he told me his girlfriend was the jealous type, and didn't like that he had a girl in his room and that she was on her way to the campus. I had no idea she only lived like 10 minutes away because as soon as I started to pack up my crap, I heard a knock on the door. He opened it up and his girlfriend BUSTED IN like a bat out of hell and came at me!! He pinned her against the bed and I ran up the stairs to my room like a baby.

My dorm room had my roommate's and I's names on them and I ripped them off in case she scouted the halls looking for me. HA I am such a whimp. I mean, I know I'm scary looking, but how could you want to fight this innocent girl?

Have you ever been in a girl fight? Or an almost girl fight?!

I'll make it my Facebook status

I check Facebook pretty frequently...mainly because when I get a Facebook notification on my cell phone, I  find myself phone to face, creeping through the minifeed.


I'm pretty sure I could forever live in my bed and STILL know what's going on in the world because of Facebook. Due to Facebook status', I'd never have to go outside because I know when it's hot, cold, storming, or snowing. I'd know if someone well known dies, because it's everyones Facebook status'. And I'd know if a big event or natural disaster occurs because people are linking to news articles and coming up with clever sayings to put as their status.

Does anyone agree with me or am I just manic!?

In doing my usual Facebook creeping this morning, I came across a few status' that were just TOO good to not be shared with you guys again.

Is it August 24th yet so I've lost enough weight to join the army and 

sign my life away yet? Nobody will miss me right? Nobody would care if i go 

poof right? One of these days, I'm just going to be gone.

I hardcore stalk this girl on Facebook because I just can't stand her. Kurt knows when 

I am reading through a status of hers. Kurt could be dancing naked in front of me wearing a 

fedora and I could care less because all I focus on is this girls status, 

and the 50 comments people leave.

Mrs.____ from middle school was such a fucking whore

Like, REALLY? The ___ was the name of an 8th grade teacher from our 

middle school. NO WORDS. What if she has a Facebook and sees this! Still, I laughed.

dinna with kay, bed, work in da AM den pickin up ky for da night

 Can't you speak like the educated person I know you are? (Went to college with DIS KID.)

5.5 months pregnant and I've only gained 1 pound! SUCK IT you fat preggos

Again, NO WORDS! hahah 

I don't think I could get rid of my Facebook just yet. I enjoy talking to people through it, catching up with friends from college, and laughing over all the status' I see! Facebook, you truly never cease to amaze me!

I'll leave you with this photo of my family and I on Facebook.

What's wrong with this photo? 

Oh nothing...just the fact that on Facebook, we are ALL TAGGED in this pic! Haha Yes. Mama and Daddy Jordan have Facebooks too.

Oh and Abu Dobaeydoodoo, I don't want to be friends with you!! ;-)

Look at me, I'm 23!

When you turn 16, you can finally get your license and act like you know every single rule of the road. We won't discuss how I had to parallel park 3 times during my drivers test. But hey I passed!

Though this was last summer and not when I was 16, this situation is real. 

My car overheated in 5 PM Boston rush hour traffic while it was 99 million degrees and I cried because cars were getting so mad and I thought my car was gonna blow up.

When you turn 18, you can buy scratch tickets, ciggies and porn.

via WeHeartIt

When you turn 21, well you can get absolutely shit-tanked, get into bars/clubs, and get away with being hungover.

 saltines and gingerale were a friend of mine here, taken at 4 AM one drunken night

But yesterday I turned 23 and it got me thinking. What's the next big age to look forward to?! There's 25, where I can legally rent a car without paying an outrageous extra fee. And then there's 30..which for some reason people fear! But no matter what age I turn, I will ALWAYS love birthdays.

For my birthday I didn't want to do anything too fancy. It was also a Sunday. The freaks, aka me, come out on Friday and Saturday nights.

I mean, though I was offered a 100% VIP hotel suite in New York City with champagne, lil wayne, open bar, and hot men dripping sex, I turned it down to spend the time with my family, friends and Kurt for the day on our boat. I'll celebrate with a trip to bars and clubs this weekend and next when my friends decide to destroy my liver.

So we cruised into Boston, sipped some cocktails, went out to dinner, and loved life!

I really really love these g-frands of mine. Did I mention we went to pre-school together and have been friends ever since? 20 years later, we are still kickin' it.

It was SUCH a great day. I am so blessed to have such awesome family and friends to celebrate my birthday with!

 Okay, 23 years old, don't disappoint me!!