As Usher once said, these are my confessions

I need to start this confession with this: This is the first link up I've ever done!

Woo! So yes I am linking up with Carissa for her famous and fabulous "I confess" Ready? Here we go!

I confess...I can't help but drool over construction men. Why does their sweaty, dirtiness always look so delicious?

I confess...Two little girls on the boat into Boston made me this duct tape change purse and it made me hate myself for not being creative. Even if all they did was make a duct tape change purse.

I confess...I shave my legs with Kurt's razor everytime I shave my legs. He always wonders why his razors get so dull so fast. Men's razors are better!

I confess...I backspaced and deleted a confession I just wrote because I didn't want anyone to judge me!

I confess...I buy things just because they're cute...even though I'll never need/use them ever!

I confess...Some days I'd rather hang out with my blogger friends than my real life friends..is that bad!?

What do you have to confess? Link up with Rissy! I mean, how could anyone say no to this face?


I confess I took this photo from Rissy's facebook ;)

Late night Facebook creeps

I'm a girl that likes to do experiments.

I'll purposely say something to my friends or boyfriend, and have a bet in my mind that they will say what I think they will say. And 99.9% of the time I am right.

Tuesday I left my Facebook chat open all night by accident. Usually I close my computer down for the night...but this particular night I just crawled into cuddle land and forgot to log out of my computer. I wake up the next morning to this Facebook chat message:

omg Your profiele picstur is so ucking hot. TYou r hotter and hotttr everytdme I looke aty you

TRANSLATION (I copied and pasted his jumbled message for you foo's)

Oh my God. Your profile picture is so fucking hot. You are hotter and hotter everytime I look at you

 (my profile pic...yes men...this clearly says I am inviting you in between my legs....wait, does it??)

I just cracked up laughing. First of all, the message was sent at 3:23 AM. On a Tuesday. He was clearly drunk (or sleepy and couldn't type.) Second of all, I had one or two classes with this kid and talked to him just a few times at a party. Like, sorry buddy we aren't destined to be together via Facebook chat.

So after that, I wanted to experiment to see if I would get any late night messages anymore. So I left chat open and I did! From like, random dudes I knew from college and high school. What are they thinking? Do they think that if they see me on Facebook chat at 4 AM that it's okay to start dirty talking and creeping? I mean, I know I am seductively irresistible, but come on. (kidding, folks)

Have you ever encountered a late night creep?

That time I wore my boyfriends underwear on my blog...

I was folding laundry yesterday and folded 22 pairs of Kurt's boxers and only 13 pairs of my undies.

Stop. I know what you're thinking...

A- Erica doesn't change her undies everyday (BUT SHE DOES) or

B- Kurt wipes his ass with his own boxers instead of with TP which is why he has so many dirty ones

Wrong! See, my boyfriend likes to take 2-3 showers a day. I have no idea why. During the week, he showers in the morning and then again at night. On weekends sometimes it's 3 times. I can't complain, because I'd rather him be squeaky clean than be a dirty mother effer. I can't help but wonder what's making him so dirty being a techy geek nerd all day.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't wear his boxers as shorts though. Come on, I'm sure we've all done it...they're comfy! And of course I wear the clean ones...not ones he has already worn...icky shweatty ballz.

I thought I'd give you guys a sneak peak. Boxers are so damn cute! Shh don't tell Kurt.

Rainforest Cafe Boxers! They glow in the dark. Kinky, no?

I just think these are so cute. They have Pickles holding Beer mugs?

Shhhhh..I am sappy. I bought my boyfriend boxers with I <3 Erica on them. Ready, set, JUDGE!

I'd much rather be like a guy and wear boxers everyday than tight tiny thongs that ride my ass. I just can't argue with comfort! But for now I will stick to my cute sexy undies from victoria's secret!

SPEAKING OF Victoria's Secret, I am guest posting today over at Carissa's blog, Carissa Explains it All. Check it out! There is a small underwear reference :-) If you haven't checked out her blog yet, you must!