Okay so I was at the mall just doin the damn thing..shopping, browsing, people watching, etc. I noticed something. Every single high school teenage girl was wearing the same exact thing. Black yoga/stretch pants, Ugg boots, and a Northface. Has anyone else noticed this phenomena?
Mayyybe I'm crazy and mayyybe it's just Massachusetts but everywhere I turned, there they were in their stretchy pants, uggs, and northface jackets. Upon some research, I found out there's a name for these girls! Thank youuuu Urban Dictionary.
Swesty- The female counterpart to the Bro. She is sexually promiscuous, wears Ugg boots, leggings and a North Face. She gets drunk and shouts things like, "I don't give a FUCK who's sleeping!"
Do you girls have NO fashion sense? I say this because you all look alike! Sheesh...switch it up a bit and put a sweatshirt on or some chaps. I have all 3 of these items and yes I wear my North Face a lot because its warm and comfy okay! But it got me thinking...did I follow fashion trends my whole life? You bet I did. Let's take a walk down memory lane of all the things that this chick wore during her 22 years of life. (And I bet most of ya'll did too! haha)
Overalls
I may have worn these up to elementary school...
Jogging suit/swishy suit/ugly ass suit
I had like..5 different colors of these swishy suits!
And I thought I was SO cool
Saddle Shoes
remember these? I always paired these with a pair of ruffle socks hah
Tech Vests
I shudder...I shudder even more when I see
people STILL wearing these. Comeon people that was the 90's!
Chunky giant clunker shoes that are hideous
Back when I was a clutz and probably fell over trying on my mom's fancy high heels, I succumbed to these babies. The chunky shoes. ICK ICK ICK. I had brown/black/tan everything and thought I was the absolute shit when I wore them. I still see people in these soo..hey, they may be making a comeback.
Raccoon eye makeup
I know this isn't a clothing trend, but didn't we all cake on our
eyeliner and that was it? Black eyeliner is hot..don't get me wrong. But it's a
HOT MESS when it's all smudged under your eye and you're only wearing
that with no other makeup! What was wrong with me in my early years!
I wanted to point out one other things.
Insert MOM SHORTS
Mom, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Yes this was circa 1990's, but
why did these types of shorts/jeans/pants ever exist? I'm talkin the mom jean
era where they came up to your neck just about. Sorry mama but thankgod you
got over this phase. Let's not talk about the matchy matchy between sissy and I.
But speaking of matchy matchy..
teehee!! (ignore the ghetto speaker TAPED to the wall..that's my boyfriend's old apartment which was ghetto fab)
What are some other hideous fashion trends that we wore? I'm loving this walk down memory lane!
xoxox Happy Thursday!
