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1.22.2014

Hot momma looking for sexy shovelers

I'll be honest. Sometimes I creep around Craigslist just to look for humorous things. I am sad to admit I missed this post, but thankful someone else found it and posted it so I could share with you.

Last night and into today, we got about a foot of snow. And then last night, some person's mom from my home town, posted this on Craigslist. I about DIED reading it.


How chocolate and a hot tub? Why can't I come, Paula?
All I have to say is mom, I hope you're not going under the alias of Paula. 

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1.17.2014

Happy Shay-Day!

I'm currently nursing a really weird pain in my wrist. Carpel Tunnel?! I have no idea. It could be that I held my hand on a mouse yesterday for almost the entire day. It HURTS! But regardless, it's a looong weekend that is looong overdue :-) But onto more important things....

Today is a reaaaaallly special day. Here's why!
It's Miss Shalyn's birthday!






I cannot TELLL you how thankful I am to have this girl in my life! From her snapchats of her singing songs/rapping/talking to her pets, to her hilarious stories, her reassuring words when you're feeling down, her kind and loving soul, and the fact that she can turn anyones bad day upside down.

I hope you have the most amazing day ever! You deserve it! GO CRAZY! Put your out of office on, dance in your underwear, eat a cupcake with no hands, and be FABULOUS! Love you Shalyn! I wish I was in Austin to celebrate with you!!

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1.10.2014

I think I pulled a muscle doing a body roll

In some important news, I am pretty sure I pulled something doing a body roll at hip hop last night. Insert said body roll, but wearing clothes and obviously not looking as hot as Shakira.


Our instructor stopped mid-way, because I guess some body rollers looked like they were humping the air. Then, told us to pretend we were holding onto a stripper pole. It basically made the entire class know what they were doing. Body rolls....bringing back 90's hip hop like it ain't no thang!

Anyway, I guess I was feeling ambitious because now my neck hurts from the body roll completion when you whip your head back to its original position. Only me.

While on the topic of dancing, this song has just kiiillled it lately on my playlist! I'm constantly jamming to it at the gym, at work when I'm in need of a little shoulder shruggin' moves or while I'm driving. Link up with Whitney for Back that Azz Up Friday and have a fabulous weekend!!


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