Kurt does NOT know what a top knot is---among other things

Do guys know girls style trends? 

If so, I think the only reason they know is because they hear their girlfriend/wife blabber on about it.

I decided to test Kurt on some popular fashion/style trends
And record his direct answers

I mean, his style is impeccable...

 What is Ombre?

It's something to do with music. Right? 

No wait it's like color. 

It's how things go together. 

Like how things match 

Whats arm candy? 

You. 

I don't know, bracelets. 

Theres a lot of them. 

Bangles!!! 

 What's a Maxi?

 (Laughing) 

A maxi pad.

Wait. 

Something clothing 

What is chambray? 

The opposite of ombre?

What is a peep toe?

 A shoe with an open toe.

The open big toe

 What's this?

A bra? 

Training bra? NO...I know it. 

Thats a bra-lette.

 Because you told me you wore a bra-lette over your bra last weekend which makes no sense 

 What is a top knot? 

A bow in your hair--how the F would I know? 

 What is color blocking? 

Big solid blocks of color on your dress 

 What is peplum? 

Whats a what? 

Use it in a sentence.

Is that what you told me the other day? The flarey one? 

Its the flarey thing I know it is

 Whats a bubble necklace? 

A necklace thats bubbly? 

I don't know like plastic bubbles

Oh men.

I guess it's good that Kurt couldn't give me the scientific term for chambray or peplum

Try this on your guy or guy friends!

Do they know popular women's trends!?

Throwback Thursday--Blogger Edition!!

You know that Instagram Thursday thing, Throwback Thursday? 

I was perusing my photos on my computer last night and felt nostalgic

And since I can't find my external hard drive of all those heinous pictures of ME from way back when

Oh wait, theres one!

The rifles really add to it, huh?

I thought,

Let's get nostalgic with the fabulous blogger ladies I've had the change to meet the past few years

Because I am seriously so lucky to have found them all!

And I can't forget the pets

THE Piper

THE Furlee

THE Rocky

A triplet set of Pom Poms :-)

 

Some serious love-festing going on!!

Truly amazing fabulous ladies that I never would have met had it not been for the inter webs!!

So to all y'all!!

I AM SO HAPPY TO KNOW YOU AND MET YOU!!!

:-)

Shalyn
Steph
Sabrina
Jess
Katie
Jenni
 

Happy Thursday!

If I was engaged....

The other day someone asked me the first thing I'd do when I get engaged...

I'd first be like this

then like this

(sans the bouncing bubbies)

I really don't know though!

I'd probably scream

then shout

then let it all out

then run around town screaming 6 YEARS!! IT TOOK 6 YEARS!

then cry like a blubbering baby

then squeeze Kurt till his intestines come out

If I was engaged...

I'd dream of these shoes

And getting married somewhere like this...

Newport, Rhode Island

If I were engaged..

I'd do everything in my power to get a professional funfetti cake

No box shit...puh-lease, this is my wedding after all!

I'm not traditional when it comes to cake!

I'd want to have the bachelorette party of a lifetime with the girls I love most

In Las Vegas. Because why not go out with a bang?

But most of all, I'd do everything in my power not to let stress ruin the excitement

Because after all, I'd get to marry my best friend :-)

What's the first thing you did when you got engaged?

Or what would you do, when you get engaged?

Happy Hump Day!