Awkward and Awesome--Twerkin off those Reeses cups

Awkward:
-- The show I watched last night on TLC about a man with a 132 pound scrotum. All's I gotta say...I am so glad I am a girl.

-- Snapchats from my sisters boyfriend of him in the bathroom. Videos included! (hint---videos of a stream of "water.") Haha! F'Real.

-- On the topic of Snapchat, being caught taking a heinous selfie to send to a friend. Oh My GOD. I almost jumped through the car window to the car next to me begging them to look at my normal face.

Awesome:
-- That insanely large Reeses Peanut Butter Cup up there. A co-worker went to Hershey Park this past weekend brought these to us. Who comes up with this stuff and why aren't I married to them?

-- A bar I went to Saturday night had some serious twerking involved; men included. I gave it my best shot but you know what, there are some people out there who I think majored in twerking in college. I need to step my game up. #PleaseStillLoveMeMiley

-- This song. I caught myself doing those sexy body rolls in the car the other day listening to it. Hot damn, Tyga, your songs make me wild.

Happy Tuesday bloggy peeps :-)

What the Fluff Friday?

Friday Friday gotta get down on Friiiiiiday :-)

Want to see something kind of cute?

Little baby Erica at just 4 weeks old! I think times have changed with kids. Now a days, would parents really bring their 4 week old on a boat?! Hayylll no! I'm glad mine did though :-) Also dad, nice porn stache

Last night with work I ran a 5k. It was so much fun, but it really makes me wonder how someone can finish a 5k in 15 minutes! That is so un-human-like! Haha I know it's not, but for real...I cannot imagine running one 5 minute mile, let alone three of them! I didn't do too bad...finished in about 27:45! Hip Hip Hooray!

Also, who knew some people were so serious when it came to fun runs like a 5k! Yelling at people to move to the side, men wearing shorts way too short for them, let's relax people this isn't the New York City Marathon!!

Speaking of what the fluff/f-word. Did you guys hear about that zoo in China trying to pass off a huge dog as a lion? I literally laughed my ass off reading this because the dog completely gave it away by barking in its exhibit. 

I mean, I guess that looks like a lion. Except not really--it totally has the squishy cute dog face! The dog was a Tibetan Mastiff, and I had to do what any other human would do, is look up the puppy version. Holy snuggly squishy wishy. I want to lay on this Tibetan Mastiff puppy and pretend it's a pillow pet.

Those paws. The eyes. I just get lost in his eyes! But come on China, did you expect the country to think that was a roaring lion? mmmmmmm...no.

I missed Back That Azz up last week because I was recovering from a night out that's been a wee bit overdue. The night was a blast, but the hangover was not. So! I wanted to share with you guys something preeeeeettty weird. I've been really loving this song lately--it's such a jam, gets me going, gives me that F**k Yeah attitude.

French Montana--Ain't Worried Bout Nothin

Not bad right? BUT THEN. I saw Miley Cyrus instagram/tweet her version

You seriously have to watch this. What happened to Hannah Montana?

I'm ashamed to admit, it's catchy. Especially the Versace song mixed in

Thoughts?

Happy Friday friends! Link up with Whitney and Back Dat Azz Up!

I'm off to celebrate one of my best friends' 25th birthday!

See you next week :-)

My brain is mashed potatoes today

Hi friends! Happy Hump Day to all of you. Speaking of potatoes up there, I lost an 8th grade spelling bee for that word. Forgot the letter E. Damn!

I want to start this off with something that made me laugh that I saw on Facebook. It's only 7 seconds. And pretty damn cool/cute!

 

Let me consider this a stream of consciousness of sorts? My little brain has been all over the place the past week or so and I don't know why! Maybe I just need to write out some random thoughts.

Why are Doritos Locos Tacos so good yet so bad? We recently ordered these at work and I made the mistake of looking up the nutritional value beforehand. I've been cursed by Taco Bell when I once showed up at Taco Bell right when it opened after a drunken college night. My friend and I happened to see them making the meat. Actually, making isn't the right word. There was no freshly oiled and sizzling pan or spices that make the ground beef so delectable. It was a powdery packet and hot water. GAG. But it's so damn tasty!

I have something kind of fun and exciting to tell you guys! I haven't mentioned it here on blogland yet because I'm worried it's going to jinx it but I think I'm ready! Don't freak, it's nothing mind-blowing like I'm pregnant or I'm going to frolick in the Galapagos Islands (though that would be damn cool!) I'll share soon!

Alright, opinions needed everyone. The other day Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z were in Boston for their collaborative concert and I was DYING to go. Last minute I looked up tickets and saw there was 1 available for 65$. No one really wanted to go, nor did Kurt, so I almost bought a ticket for myself. Is that weird? Would you go to a concert by yourself!? I'm pretty outgoing in the sense I would have talked to whoever was next to me, but Kurt was wary of me going alone. I suppose it must have been all the scary 14 year old girls in hooker boots ;-)

I went to put on a shirt for work the other day that I recently bought and for ONCE, I couldn't wear it because my boobs were popping out all over the place. Let's not get in over our heads...they're still small, but the way the shirt and bra went together, it was shocking.

On another note, I need to go finish crushing candy. I can't stop playing, screaming, throwing my iPad down, asking Kurt for help, sweating, cursing, and acting like I just won the lottery when I beat a level.

Catch y'all on the flippy :-)