Awkward Conversations: Golden Showers and Edible Panties

I feel like life would be so boring if awkward things didn’t happen to people on a regular basis.

 Like when the fake Naked Cowboy made me grab his booty for a pic in New York City a few weeks ago

Last night while lying in bed 

Me: DAMNIT I missed my golden birthday!! 

Kurt: What’s a golden birthday? 

Me: When you turn the age of your birthday date. Like I turned 24 on July 24th of this year. It’ll never happen again 

Kurt: Well I’m sorry…I can give you a golden shower instead if you want

At work looking on Amazon 

Me showing a co-worker a makeup product: Have you seen this? 

:::Notices ‘edible panties’ in the more items to consider bar::: 

Co-worker: No….but what are those?

 :::Stealthily clicks out of Amazon:::

Interoffice chatting with a co-worker in London about a work assignment 

Me: Yes I can do that. Gimme a sex 

Person: LMAO 

Me: Sex* Sorry 

Me: SEC!!!**** 

Person: ROFL

I didn’t know adults used LMAO or ROFL, better yet in London. They’re so proper there! 

Anywho, it's the weekend. 

Let's get buck wild! 

I'm off to the Dirty Jersey to see Kurt's fam who I haven't seen in a month or two!

Have a fabulous weekend!

I refrained from riding a bull in a mini skirt

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVES!!

I've sat here all day with fake eyelash glue stuck to my eye-lid and it FINALLY peeled off

YES!

Sissy and I! 

For the past 4 years or so, I've always gone out for New Years Eve with the same group of people! Friends from college! And each year, we always say it gets more and more epic. Well actually, 3 years ago might have been the most epic when Kurt was kicked out of a club and later found with dirt and mud all over his face and an 8 foot bouncer watching him....

This year, we decided to go to a classy establishment called The Liquor Store in Boston. It comes equipped with a mechanical bull and stripper poles. I went in expecting it to be TRASH CITY but it was seriously a blast! Plus, it was New Years Eve so we didn't give a hoot where we went as long as we could all ring in the New Year together and have an amazing time. Which...we did :-)

Toasting with mimosas! at 9pm not 9am ;-)

Shots of tequila were taken by some...me, on one hand, sipped mine ;-) Me+Shots=DEATH

Unfortunately, I did not take a camera out with me, but just used my iPhone instead. My sister had hers, and I don't even want to know what type of pics she took! Pure mess I know it haha

Everyone took a shot at the mechanical bull...except for my sister and I. We were the Ho'z wearing dresses/skirts, and felt that our badonks would be best covered. Especially since the sleazy men standing around the bull were having a field day watching the girls in short dresses show us their goods. Believe me...it was ENTERTAINING to watch haha. That bull was DEADLY looking....made my bull riding experience in Texas look tame ;-)

My friend Monica was a pro!! ;-)

Around 11pm, as I thought about it, I realized this was Kurt and I's 7th New Years Eve spent together. Holy Bajeezus!! Unfortunately at midnight he wasn't on one knee asking me to be his wifey. After drinking 8 jager and red bulls, he was in another dimension. But then again, my friends and I apparently were as well...

 

This was about the time I went to swing around the pole

Did I mention we had a stripper pole our senior year of college?

WITH an instruction video? ha!

As midnight approached, I looked around and saw SO MUCH LOVE! I had my Kurty bear, all my friends, my sister and her boy, and was just so thankful! 2013 is going to be an amazing year I can already tell.

Here's to another fabulous year!!!

A video: My boyfriend champagne showered me

Well, tomorrow is 2013!!

First, let's hope this New Years Eve doesn't make me look like last New Years Eve...

Erica + too many cran-vods = This ^

I'm really not good at New Years stuff....meaning making resolutions or reflecting on my year and what I have or have not done. 

Sure, I'd like to say I'll stop shoving fistfuls of M&Ms in my mouth every time I walk by them or that I'll stop being a diva extraordinare  when it comes to Kurt and I's petty arguments, or that I'll work harder at the gym. But honestly, I'm just happy that I am happy. I love my life, family, friends, boyfriend, job, Lil Wayne, etc. I truly hope that 2013 is just as good to me as 2012 was.

I thought I'd leave you all with a 2012 video. 

Because who doesn't want to champagne shower their way into 2013?! :-)

Ridiculous

I hope that you all have the most amazing New Years Eve and 

more importantly, an even more amazing year!