Unnecessary things I just need

Happy Friday folks!

Now is around the time I start panicking about what the fluff I'm going to get people for Christmas, and question what people really truly need. Like, does Kurt really need another gold pair of anal beads?

He's wearing them here

Annnnnyway...

I'm the type to get friends and family a serious gift and a funny useless gift just because.

I've been on the freakin' PROWL for gifts this year. Ever 

since I can remember I been bookmarking like a biiiiiiish.

No but really I've been bookmarking things for the past 6 months and as I look through them, I realize half of them are things that I want, and are extremely unnecessary and useless! But viva la life

Honestly have you seen these? Wine Sippy Cups for us sloppy gals

Nuff said :-)

Shower Squids. They hold your stuff! How neat is that?

I also have bookmarked these booty enhancing underwear. BEFORE YOU JUDGE, I saw Bethenny Frankel wear them, since they're in her skinny girl line, and they just make the booty pop! Now, I don't think I have a flat as a board ass, but when isn't a little extra cushion for the pushin okay? Would you get them?

Are there any unnecessary items on your Christmas list this year?

I realized I wrote an entire post about how I'm worried about what to get people

And I just listed off shit that I want.

Priorities people!

K, time for weekending

Get buck wild!

Turkey Day recap including one minor meltdown

Well talk about a week late and here I am with a BRIEF thanksgiving day update. Thanksgiving was an amazing day as usual, spent with great family and delicious food, and watching the Patriots kick some New York booty. I also made these friggen turkeys which ended up only coming out okay.

After I had a slight meltdown when I couldn't mold the balls into balls because marshmallows resemble that of another white sticky substance, and then come to find out I just had to spray a wee bit of cooking spray on my hands.

I give you, Thanksgiving at casa de Jordan!

VOILA!!

Is it a big tradition in your neck of the woods to go out the night before Thanksgiving? Around here at least, you go out to the bars and BAM---everyone that you went to high school with is bumping awkward elbows with you and you have to make awkward small talk. 

REGARDLESS. We had a blast per usual!

I heart my friends! 

Although somehow, we ended up meeting up with my sister and her friends (sissy above little blondie with me). Let me tell you my lil sissy was 3 sheets to the wind by the time we saw her. We knew it too, as she was swinging some old man's braid around while he was kicking it on the dance floor as the oldest dude there.

I kid you not. 

First things first

I am totally stealing this from one of my loves, X-Tina (aka Christina, aka fellow lil wayne lover from another motha) from Hungry Meets Healthy! I just thought it was a really cool idea!

1. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning. 
A normal person with horrible eye-sight, like myself, would put their contacts or glasses on first. However I will grab my phone and read email, Facebook, texts and Instagram with my phone half an inch from my eyes. Damn you 2012 technology world!

2. First thing you reach for when you open the fridge. 
Either grapes or water!

3. First things you do when you go to the gym. 
After I shield my eyes from everyone getting naked straight in the middle of the locker room instead of going into the one of hundreds of changing stalls, I get changed and head upstairs to get it right get it tight. Aka die on the treadmill.

4. First thing you do you when you get home from work.
Give Kurty Bear a hug and a kiss and then immediately change into comfy clothes!

5. First car. 
My first car was a 2004 Suburban! Well okay, it was my parents, but it was the first car I ever drove on my own—to school, out with friends, road trips, etc! My first car that I officially bought all on my own and pay for the bills was my current BMW X3—The Weezy Wagon; Black on Black on Black!

6. First car accident / traffic violation. 
I was on the way to pick up my friend Liz to go to the movies when a little Saab ran a red light and I smashed the Suburban into his passenger side door. I saw his head bobbing and freaked the F out! Luckily a cop was right by there and saw the whole thing. Not my fault yahoo!

7. First thing you wanted to be when you grew up. 
A Veterinarian. Until I found out I’d have to put animals to sleep. And stick things in weird places. Then that was a big fat HAYLLL NO.

8. First choice beverage. 
 Ginger Ale or Iced tea, cranberry vodka’s for alcohol choice :-)

9. First choice breakfast. 
Cereal! I am obsessed with cereal. Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Kashi Crunch. I also don’t eat it with milk which I know is really weird, so you can hear me crunching away.

10. First choice dessert. 
Funfetti cupcakes, cake, or cookies. I am in love with Funfetti. Think I can have a Funfetti wedding cake?

11. First song that comes to mind… 
I’m currently listening to The Wobble so that’s what comes to mind! It’s a total workout jam!

12. First major purchase.
My Car!! For sure. And it’s a monthly reminder of it when that little email comes once a month telling me my payment was taken out. Ouch.

13. First job: 
My first job was at a Dry Cleaner. I worked there for maybe 2 years, until I went to college! It was actually pretty fun! Especially when we’d find lots of interesting things inside pockets. Like business cards with woman’s lipstick marks, or needles, or Barbie shoes.

14. First time you flew on a plane. 
To Disney world when I was 3 or 4! I blame my parents on my traumatizing plane experience because they did not forewarn me of the ear-popping business. Ever since then, planes and me do not mix! However, since then, Disney and I go together like peanut butter and jelly!

So my question to you, when did you first lose your V-Card?

Totally kidding!

Happy Tuesday! Two more days until Turkey Day!