Today I felt like sharing something with you all!
It may just change your opinion about me and my life. But frankly I’d like to read back about this little ditty in a few years so I can reevaluate my life and laugh at myself.
Sometimes I “play baby.” And yes I am 24 years old. “Playing baby” refers to me asking Kurt to pick me up like a groom would pick up his bride to go to the honeymoon. You know, like this.
Only when he picks me up like that, sometimes I like to say GOO GOO GA GA and be like a baby. Just for jokes and basically to weird-out Kurt. Don’t worry; I don’t have some weird baby fetish…relax people!
“Playing baby” really freaks him out to the point where he just stops, puts me down and stares at me.
Then there was Tuesday night when I was snuggled in a fleece blanket on the couch watching Real Housewives of OC. I wanted to hug Kurt so I went over to him, blanket and all, to lie on his lap.
Then I got in a cradling position on his lap and he thought it was cute that I was being snuggly.
Then I pretended to suck on his nipple like I was breastfeeding.
Then he said stop playing baby.
THE END.