I need to stop stalking Lil Wayne

We need to talk. Did you hear Nicki Minaj might possibly be pregnant by...wait for it...Lil Wayne.

I love Nicki and I clearly love Lil Wayne, but NOT together! I mean, in my perfect world, Lil Wayne is not a man-whore and doesn't sleep around with people like Nicki. At night, he comes home to me and wraps me in his dreadlocks and sings me to sleep.

I'm waiting to hear that this is all a rumor and I can go back to wondering when Nicki and Drake are going to finally get married--they are the true match!

While we are on the topic of Lil Wayne, he was recently spotted at Story Nightclub in Miami with a damn hot crew, including a blunt the size of my leg; but we won't go there!

I mean, Wayne, French Montana, Pusha T, Diddy...drool

By the way, who are those girls in the top left? They look like average Joe's.

This could be me.

Anyway, I saw this article and immediately freaked. This was the millionth time Lil Wayne has been out just chillin' at this club with the regular clientele.  As I type this out, I realize the creepy factor just radiates off of me. Why do I keep tabs on where Lil Wayne parties at?

I googled this club and read that girls get in immediately. I'm sure that crew doesn't get there until at least midnight. 

I then started to think up a scenario of how I would get in front of Lil Wayne for a selfie and possibly a little nibble on the ear.

 Who's in?!

Ringing in 2014 like a boss!

Happy New Years Eve everyone! A big group of us are ringing in 2014 tonight at Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut! I am beeeeeyond excited. Like, I'm ready to pop a bottle and then pop my booty at the club.

I always tend to come up with resolutions say, 2 months into the new year. Workout 6 days a week instead of 5, stop taking fistfuls of snacks, blah blah. THose are great and all, but honestly, I just want to live a happy, healthy life. Make new friends, learn new things, laugh more, love more, maybe get engaged... ;-) haha! Really though, 2013 has been so good and I cannot wait to see what 2014 has in store!

Happy 2014 friends!!

Bring on the sparkles!

Let's just say, I stressed the hell out over what to wear this year

The time I got an 11 on a math test

Can I tell you guys a secret? Promise you won't laugh, even though I can't stop laughing while I type this.

In 8th grade, I got an 11 on a math test. That's right...an 11 out of 100. An 11 as in, I probably only got points for my name and maybe half a question. It's no surprise that I kind of suck at math.

Yesterday one of my best friends Liz posted something on my Facebook wall about how adults fail a 5th grade math test. Liz and I were both equally bad in math. She got a 4 on a math test, so you know, we are just meant to be friends. We used to sit next to each other in math and rather than pay attention like we should have, we did things such as see who could write the smallest or we'd write out entire songs from the Broadway musical, Wicked or we'd just pass notes to each other.

She posted the article and I took one look at the first question of the test below and had a panic attack; as did Liz. One thing about me and math is that fractions were a no no. I just don't have the math brain!

It's kind of funny to think about. We go through 12+ years of math, and if we don't work with something involving math, how often do we really use it? Sure, we need to add things, figure out tips in restaurants and once in a while need to humor ourselves and figure out if Sally has 5 apples and Billy has 8, how many does the damn dog spot have. I'm happy I have a job where I can just trust excel to figure things out for me.

Are you good at math? Would you pass that test?!

Or better yet...have you gotten an 11 on a test ;-)